Gabriel out for 4-6 weeks with Pubic lice! Massive blow for fpl owners and Arsenal but a serious issue nonetheless the less that needs looking at. Rumoured to have shaved his pubes before the Fulham game in October to try and remove the critters but no luck. #fpl#arsenal#pubes
Brian Brobbey, today’s goal scorer was caught in the tunnel getting slops from Mikel Merino. Merino known for being good at head was covered in jizz by the end. Good day all round for #Sunderland fans and #Arsenal fans
Big news around West Ham today, it is believed Andy Carrol is making a famous return. In his interview he said ‘ just want to get back to blowing bubbles in posh beavers’. #fpl
Breaking news !!!!
Paul Scholes has dyed his hair brown after being called a “Copper Knob” by Jill Scott on the recent episode of the Overlap
#theoverlap#garyneville#ManUtd
@LetsTalk_FPL I’ve heard that mateta and sarr had some sort of disagreement midweek over the final portion of Riyad Pasta…sounds crazy to think but maybe this was deliberate by JPM to spite Sarr and have the last laugh?
Strange news from Chelsea tonight that could affect people’s fpl plans….A fight broke out between Enzo and Jamie Gittens after Gittens mocked enzos “dusty skin fade” and then proceeded to keg him infront of the whole canteen.. Enzo threw a punch and missed as Gittens darted off.
Rumours circulating that Michail Antonio has been training with the Leeds Squad, it is believed that Mr Big Dick himself is interested in DCL’s ponytail. Could be a good fpl asset.