FPL Gremlin

Please feed me after midnight.

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@FPL_Tay @SuperDrager8 Is no Bruno really feasible in these first two weeks?

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@FPL_Harry Is it really too risky to go without Bruno if you’re not captaining him, have much stronger squad depth, triple United anyway, and plan to bench boost in GW1? Also, should I have a snack after midnight?

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@DixieMeekings @wakeuptodream We should probably start charging people for advice.

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@wakeuptodream Chelsea fan, by the way. Watched every pre-season game and Palmer is definitely looking like his old self again. Twisting and turning.

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@wakeuptodream @fpl_tactician your thoughts on the above?

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@wakeuptodream I’ve got Palmer, Rogers and JP but no Bruno. Covered Bruno with triple United and bench boost. Still too risky?

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@FPLFalse9 No Palmer or Rogers when Chelsea have no mid-week games? Back to the drawing board, I think.

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

Last season I finished FPL in the top 13k. Should I be starting a podcast and charging you for advice?

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@fpl_tactician (I know you’re mocking people picking a 4.5 forward instead of a 4.0 defender, but I found the wording amusing.)

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@fpl_tactician So they want to bench a player who doesn’t start, and play one that does? That makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

[Vue @vuecinemas]

Penelope’s suitors in the final moments of The Odyssey:

[Chris Edwards @CineWipe]

CineWipe reviews The Odyssey, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[Chris Edwards @CineWipe]

The Odyssey might be the best film ever made.

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@FPL_TomHadley Is that everything done now?

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@Jackeqw8 @FPL_TomHadley Ah, he has. Phew. I’ve won by being level on points but making fewer transfers lol.

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@Jackeqw8 @FPL_TomHadley So he’s still got 1 bonus point?

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@FPL_TomHadley It’s just updated and he still has 2 bonus. You sure he’s lost it?

[FPL Gremlin @FPLGremlin]

@Zaxin90 @FPL_TomHadley I’ve finished level on points but won because I made fewer transfers lol.

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@Zaxin90 @FPL_TomHadley Is this 100% confirmed? If so, I’ve also won my mini league!