FPL_Brent

Imagine a cross between Fantasy Football and The Office, you've just imagined FPL_Brent, a Twitter account devised and hosted by David Brent.

[FPL_Brent @FPL_Brent]

"iiiiiiii'm comin' up so you better get this season started. Shamone! I'm comin' up, I'm coming. I hope not!"
@FPL_Brent is back for another season. Expect more character based stuff and gags.. I do gags as well.

[FPL_Brent @FPL_Brent]

Somethin like that?

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Ronaldo watching the Champions League Anthems tonight:
“Bit over the top init?.. too iconic.. I prefer the Europa”

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“I froze your tears, and made a dagger…”

https://t.co/GlewsidMYL

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“You said first person to shout out the correct answer wins”

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"Err hello, we're Chelsea, thank you for leaving us alone with our favourite team"

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Brent, down the wing, just Gero Rulli to beat..

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"There's good news and bad news Steve. The bad news is, we will be finding a new manager you will loose your job next week.. The good news is, we're getting Mbappe.. So.. every cloud.."

[FPL_Brent @FPL_Brent]

"Cos I'm already here ya fat twat!"

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@Craigshotter04 And the hair as well, let's have a go at that

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"At least start on him and then move on.."

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@SugardeluxeJim Sort of stuff I write

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Imagine them in a band.. It's the vests mainly..

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@AccidentalP Both equal, I've always said that.

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Ronaldo owners

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"Those Facebook FPL lot are little slugs.. Little slugs with no personalities.. Just jealous cos our servers are better"

[FPL_Brent @FPL_Brent]

@HBotham If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.

[FPL_Brent @FPL_Brent]

"Tell them how many points you got in Gameweek 7 after taking an 8 point hit to bring in Lukaku.."
"What roughly? Twenty two points."

[FPL_Brent @FPL_Brent]

"Won't it be worse for respect in the long run once you've imitated his celebration and humiliated him at Old Trafford?" @andros_townsend
"... He won't remember"

[FPL_Brent @FPL_Brent]

"What? Against karate?"

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"Summat like that?"
"...Why don't you just sit down?"