Distal Phalanx

Long time FPL player (since 2009/10) & community content consumer | Wide OR experience 750k-top 10k & solid all-rounder (probably) | Likes stats & memes

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@FPLMattW Sorry who are you?

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@Pras_fpl Would you trade in the surplus over initial budget at £0.1m/point?

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For anyone farming team value on their wildcard this week…

How much have you actually made?

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@LazyFPL Quite 😂

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We’re all in for another exciting season then! 🤦‍♂️

Fwiw I like @LazyFPL but this feels so unbelievably boring.

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@LazyFPL It is! But many will follow it, you’ve got significant influence. And it is dull, even tho effective.

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Can we just skip to GW32 already?

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Arguably the worst free hit of all time.

Absolute homogeny.

We’ve all evolved to be near enough the exact same thing. FPL carcinisation.

Complete and utter data and content saturation.

Anway, here’s my FH team 🥱

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Last 30 mins!

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@Pras_fpl Good luck with Eze. What you reckon about Havertz?

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Show me a better bench boost.

I’ll wait…

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Double gameweek 33!

I’ve got..
- 2 transfers
- 2 Man City
- 2 Bournemouth

What’s the best pair?

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@dis_fpl Or work?

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@Pras_fpl @FMLFPL Inflation’ll get ya

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@FPL_TomHadley

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Oh dear

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Fuck was that??

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Higher haul potential

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1 free transfer, who’s the best option here. Have Dango but no Newcastle.

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Bought Ekitike in for Brighton away anyway…