Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺

FPL junkie - all about the banter. Scotsman living in Amsterdam. 6 top 500k / top 10% finishes in past 7 years.

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

Bringing in Mukiele as my free transfer this week went better than expected..!

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Ownerships of players with attacking returns in matches under way 🔍

Mukiele - 2.6%
Kroupi.Jr - 1.8%
Walker - 1.5%
Hume - 0.3%
Ugochukwu - >0.1%

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@esjesjesj Yep, just a massive twat

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

Well that was two blatant Nazi salutes from @elonmusk - either accidental, in which case he is incredibly ignorant, or intentional, and indicating just how extreme far-right he really is

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@Jid1903 @AberdeenFC You’re hilarious

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@GVB_klanten Once again, the no4 tram I am waiting for is cancelled. The chronic unreliability of this service is massively frustrating.

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@GVB_klanten why is the number 4 tram service so unreliable? Once again a tram cancelation today means I am late for work. This happens a lot - also the number 62 bus which is my alternative option. It is very frustrating.

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@ring @jimmyboult This is a very good question - repeatedly asked by online community - WHY NO NIGHT TIME SNOOZE OPTION FFS

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@scotsunsport ‘Cup-tied’, eh?? Makes no sense whatsoever

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@pselbs @AberdeenFC Looks like more of a 4-3-3

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

All the glory hunter footballers now checking to see if they’ve got a Scottish granny 👵🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

[Football Park Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FP_Scotland]

𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 // 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙?

Newcastle United Winger Harvey Barnes is reportedly considering changing his allegiance to Scotland.

He has played Four Games for Newcastle United with 2 G/A this season. 😍

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@FPLMattW @FJft96 Reckon I fancy Grealish over Foden, he finished last season strongly

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@FWuneng @FF_EyeTest Personally I’m not pushing out the boat for a City defender. Very difficult to pick any that’s highly likely to play both in the DGW. I’ve ditched Cancelo for Shaw, when splashed the spare cash on other assets

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

#AmIcrazy to be considering a #FPL Man U triple up? 🤨 I’ve already got Rashford 1️⃣ have dropped Cancelo to bring in Shaw 2️⃣ & now have the cash meaning I could replace Andreas with Eriksen 3️⃣ on a -4….

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@predictators23 Yeah I’ve switched out Adams for Wilson. Hoping he returns to form.

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@FPL_Heisenberg Lolza

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@FPLShark When was he ever

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

Nah not really. Antony huffed and puffed and achieved very little…

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🔄 @AnthonyMartial is replaced by @Donny_Beek6 — good shift, Anto! 👊

#MUFC || #WOLMUN

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

@Greyhead19 Yeah it will be

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

Toothless from Man U in that 1st half. Antony looks bereft of confidence, Martial back to his moody normal, little creativity from midfield. Big improvements needed… #WOLMUN #FPL

[Jester Tom #FPL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇱🇪🇺 @FPLjester]

Transferred in Rashford - so, of course, he’s promptly benched for non-footballing reasons.. you couldn’t make it up 😂