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I read a book.

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@mgfleming12 the "UEFA national teams will participate in any FIFA competition for so long" quote needs a fix.

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@OrlandoHockey "Why won't you revoke his tickets like he asked?"

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@OrlandoHockey @ECHL You've really just got to cut the mutation/body horror aspect and you'll be fine, but OSB doesn't really want to reach a higher level, it seems.

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@OrlandoHockey How does it work if I want the reverse? Do I give you a jersey so you can revoke my season ticket license?

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@SEllisHockey You could sell that on ebay for maybe like $30

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@HuntsvilleHavoc 1:15 is the same as 2'3.

Strange you would have multiple players that undersized.

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@TonyAndrock @TaylorHaasePGH @j_a155 @sportspainme15 @InsideAHLHockey Cam Johnson is probably the best goalie in the ECHL. He's signed with the Everblades AHL affiliate for a few years now, whomever that is.

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@FTC @orlandosentinel @OrlandoHockey @OrlandoMagic @WFTV @WESH @fox35orlando @clickorlando @orlandosports @TBLightning @griffinshockey I'd think that not being satisfied with the product (due to poor management) would qualify for having my season ticket license revoked by the team, instead of legally compelling me to pay for a product I don't want.

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@orlandohockey @orlandomagic @WESH @WFTV @clickorlando @fox35orlando I'd like a refund on the partially paid Solar Bears season tickets that I do not want. The games have not been played yet. Just give me the money back.

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@FTC @orlandosentinel @OrlandoHockey @OrlandoMagic @WFTV @WESH @fox35orlando @clickorlando @orlandosports @TBLightning @griffinshockey @orlandohockey I'm interested in resolving this season ticket issue soonish as to not continue to accrue further charges that you can attempt to use as leverage against me. @FTC

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@JeffMarek hockey fans don't know the difference between resigned and re-signed.

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@joeybattaino Jon Gillies didn't get a QO from the team, but the offseason HQ page says that Orlando has his league rights for 26–27.

How?

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@OrlandoDreamers Orlando Toros could work, other than the USF Bulls existing.

But it does get around having so many nicknames already in use.

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@OrlandoDreamers It'll probably end up being some sort of Spanish-derived name. Partly because every team wants a completely bespoke name now, and partly because a branding company would probably say that a name that can appeal to a growing Latino population would be best.