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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? WHO I’M NOT!? NOT MICHAEL, OR A MICHAELANGELO OR ANY OTHER LABEL! IT’S ME!! ALWAYS BEEN ME! AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I DO BEST!? I NEVER SHUT UP! I’LL KEEP TELLING YOU WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO RIGHT NOW!!
Hey, it’s me one more time. Monstrous Maracas. Did ya know dis about me? In order to be a good Mike, you gotta be good with Mike da Phone, yeah? Gotta pick up all the sounds and stuffs.
Dat bein’ said, here’s what I picked up today in the studio.
WHAT’S HAPPENING!? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S HAPPENING! MIKE’S BACK ON IT AGAIN! THEN HE’S OFF! OFF TO THE RACES, OFF TO THE WORK, THEN HE’S RIGHT BACK ON AGAIN!! DON’T BELIEVE ME!? HERE’S A CHECKLIST OF ALL THE THINGS I’VE DONE TODAY:
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I’m sure youse are all wonderin’ where the other one is. Well, don’t worry. They’s ain’t postin’, but they’re listening. You always gotta have a Mike that listens.
Hey, guys. It’s me, Large Mouth Michelangelo.
Today is gonna be a big day, dat’s for sure. Gonna break down some barriers and meet new people. But youse gotta look the part, know what I mean? Deciding on what hat to wear…
Hey, guys. It’s me, Large Mouth Michelangelo.
Today is gonna be a big day, dat’s for sure. Gonna break down some barriers and meet new people. But youse gotta look the part, know what I mean? Deciding on what hat to wear…
HEY, HEY, HEY!! LOOK AT THAT! IT’S ME! MOTORMOUTH MIKE!! (MOTORMOUTH MICHAEL FOR THE *REAL* VETERANS PUT THERE)
FROM BACKSTAGE TO THE SPOTLIGHT!! NOW I CAN TALK ALL OVER YOUR FEED!! LOOK AT THAT! CAN’T STOP ME! FILLING YOUR PHONE UP WITH UNFILTERED AUDIO!!
@nuxx1876 Hey, HEY! Spew all the insults you want, but I can think of A LOT of colorful images about you, PAL!!
…Whatever. I’ve already run my lip off more than I should have! This stuff is really GETTING TO ME!
@nuxx1876 OK WHO!? NOW YOU REALLY GOTTA BE CONFUSED!! YOU’RE CLOGGING UP MY BRAIN WITH A WHOLE BUNCHA’ NUMBERS AND DOO-DADS!
LET ME TELL YA, MIKE IS A REAL TECH WIZ, ALRIGHT!? AND ABOVE ALL THAT, MIKE CAN READ! AND ABOVE ALL THAT, MIKE CAN’T HEAR YOU! YOU’RE BEING DROWNED OUT!!
@nuxx1876 WHAT HAPPENED TO WHO!? WHAT HAPPENED TO WHAT!? SORRY, MIKE AIN’T ALL CAUGHT UP! JUST MADE THIS ACCOUNT TODAY, YES SIR! GIMMIE A SECOND, GIVE ME A MINUTE, GIVE ME A DAY! I’LL GET BACK TO ‘YA!
@typhects THE EDITING YOU’VE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE, OF COURSE! THE AUDIO, YEAH! THE LIGHTS, GUARANTEED! BUT EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THAT SCREEN IS PRIME TIME MIKE MAGIC!!