Fritz Zi

[Janosch Dahmen @janoschdahmen]

Wer könnte das bloß gewesen sein?

[breel @embolognese]

wär gern mittelmäßiger profifußballer erst so usa college stipendium mitnehmen party studieren etc dann bisschen italien zweite liga mittelklasse team stammspieler auf der 6 bei den fans bekannt als il tedesco lento der langsame deutsche gern gesehener gast in jedem restaurant

[René Bugner @RNBWCV]

"Junge, ich bin Hobbyfahrer!"
"Dann bleibt zu Hause, Junge!"

😂😂😂🔥

Ein jetzt schon legendärer Austausch zwischen Nepomuk Roth (Rose Racing Circle) und Mauro Brenner (Rembe rad-net) auf der letzte Etappe der Sauerlandrundfahrt.

PS: "Häng mich doch ab am Berg!" 😎

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

that’s jared leto

[hard mike VIII @buffetbreaker]

insane video

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Reporter: The president called you a loser.

Republican Senator Thom Tillis: “I am thrilled about that. That makes me qualified to be homeland security secretary and senior adviser to the president.”

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

Dude, if I were you, I wouldn’t make jokes about you and Texas storms for like ever.

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

Penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

“Oh, great. The Nobel Prize. You’re the best.”

Newly released footage from May 10, 2025 shows Trump reacting as Macron tells him by phone that Zelensky accepted a 30-day ceasefire.

As the extreme malignant narcissist that he is, Trump immediately centers himself, not the suffering of the Ukrainian people or the security of Europe. Unfit

[Genie Bouchard @geniebouchard]

I waited so long for this

[Ricarda Lang @Ricarda_Lang]

Gebt den Sondierungen noch zwei Wochen und Markus Söder baut uns allen kiffend ne Wärmepumpe ein.

[Robin Alexander @robinalexander_]

1) Union lässt Habeck abblitzen, als er ihr vorschlägt, gemeinsam Sondervermögen für Infrastruktur und Wirtschaft zu beschließen.
2) Union führt Wahlkampf gegen "schlechtesten Wirtschaftsminister der Geschichte".
3) Union gewinnt die Wahl.
4) Union verabredet ein Sondervermögen für Infrastruktur und Wirtschaft.
5) Union beschimpft einen Tag später Grüne als "Ramschware“, Habeck könne ab jetzt "Kinderbücher von der Oppositionsbank schreiben".
6) Union braucht nächste Woche die Stimmen der Grünen für das Sondervermögen. 🤷‍♂️

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

London. A meaningful and warm meeting with Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer.

During our talks, we discussed the challenges facing Ukraine and all of Europe, coordination with partners, concrete steps to strengthen Ukraine’s position, and ending the war with a just peace, along with robust security guarantees.

A principled statement of support from the Prime Minister and an important decision: today, in our presence, Ukraine and the United Kingdom signed a Loan Agreement. This loan will enhance Ukraine’s defense capabilities and will be repaid using revenues from frozen Russian assets. The funds will be directed toward weapons production in Ukraine. This is true justice – the one who started the war must be the one to pay.

I thank the people and government of the United Kingdom for their tremendous support from the very beginning of this war. We are happy to have such strategic partners and to share the same vision of what a secure future should look like for all.

🇺🇦🇬🇧

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

There is an aggressor: Russia.

There is a victim: Ukraine.

We were right to help Ukraine and sanction Russia three years ago—and to keep doing so.

By “we,” I mean the Americans, the Europeans, the Canadians, the Japanese, and many others.

Thank you to all who have helped and continue to do so. And respect to those who have been fighting since the beginning—because they are fighting for their dignity, their independence, their children, and the security of Europe.

[Dr. Phil Hackemann @PhilHackemann]

So much for "#Zelensky didn’t thank us"…

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@ZelenskyyUa This is a photo of Sir Winston Churchill visiting the White House during the Second World War. He'd have been proud of you today Volodymyr.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people.
Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.

[Andreas Kynast @andikynast]

Gemeinsames Seufzen am Bundestagsfahrstuhl

„Wird bei uns aber lustig: Wahlkampf im Karneval“, sagt die Eschweiler SPD-Bundestagsabgeordnete Claudia Moll zu @Bundeskanzler Scholz.

„Ich gehe im Clownkostüm wählen.”

[Christian Lindner @c_lindner]

hätte gern mal wieder einen freien Abend.