Katie Wiechmann (Carollo)

inspired; twitter is my vulgar place.

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

I just told my husband to “just call me Zach & Cody cause I’ve got a sweeeeet (suite) liffffeee 🤙🏼”. I didn’t get a reply.................. this happened in bed........ face to face.

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

#TheMaskedSinger Lil Wayne, robot?

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

#TheMaskedSinger thinking Howard Stern as the Llama

[squid 🦑✨🩵 @lokissneakylink]

Calling it right now. Turtle is Jesse McCartney #TheMaskedSinger

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

#TheMaskedSinger white tiger is gronkowski

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

Last night Cam dreamt I made fun of him for having parm cheese all over his face at a party so he made me leave to go to the store, then his receipt had a video of Chase & Loren having a dance off. I dreamt that I was about to give birth at the hospital lol #nomoresugarbeforebed

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

Need to have a full on spill canvas, mayday parade, all time low, Chios is etc Emo AF Fest night... damn it I’ll go hard alone butttttt anybody #bueller

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

Christmas > Politics #byeeee

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

@Jimmy0h Kill udon marry pho fuck ramen.
#done

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

Word to the wise: put your fucking email and/or phone number on your fucking resume!!!!! #dipshits

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

@Jimmy0h You can put your tent next to our fifth wheel (the dogs are the ones who insisted on a camper, I swear)

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

Should I be concerned that my nephews fav from avengers is Thanos? #badguy

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

My husband and bro in law don’t know who Spanelli from Recess is..... Randall may need to talk to the lunch lady about this #smh #onesaturdaymorning

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

Yo @NeYoCompound I’m gonna need the number to your dermatologist cause holy shit your skin is perfection!

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

If you gonna spill some tea I’m gonna need alllllllll the dirty details sis!

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

I set my alarm ringtone to @souljaboy, suddenly my husband and I are waking up laughing together and hoppin up outta bed to turn our swag on 😎

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

Teaching myself to nap with my eyes open is high on the priority list these days.

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

@JerseyShore Clearly 1 @jenpiechocinski 🤣😍

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

One of our dogs has woke me up barking at the front yard every night for 2 weeks, finally just spotted the culprit and we couldn’t be happier! We even highfived #byebyeticks

[Katie Wiechmann (Carollo) @FR33_Kate]

@jenpiechocinski 🤣🤣🤣 this explains so much!