Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

https://t.co/apNYQoUpjm

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ ᅠ ◜𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙠𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘺◞
◜𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝑁̲𝑂̲𝑇̲ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘬𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙙 .ᐟ◞
ᅠ ᅠ

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

"I guess?"

Frowning, immediately glancing around as he tried to focus on something other than Raz. He really sucks with kids.

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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Razputin looks left.

Then he looks right.

Back at Boyd now.

⠀"I am doing my thing."
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[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

༄✰

JOIN US

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

https://t.co/s629hITKAF

Begging that eventually more Psychonauts accounts pop up 💔 I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING LATE TO THE PARTY GUYS PLEASE

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

https://t.co/s629hITKAF

Begging that eventually more Psychonauts accounts pop up 💔 I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING LATE TO THE PARTY GUYS PLEASE

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

"Not usually at least..."

Scratching at his neck a bit aggressively, the guard frowns before looking at Raz with slight hesitation. He... wasn't really good around kids.

"Look uh- Don't worry about it. Just do your thing-"

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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⠀"They don't?"
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Now he's frowning. Raz didn't normally frown at everyone but he preferred leaving a good note. That, and he already thought he and Boyd were close now!

Or, uh.. Raz thought he was, all considering the escapade of girl scouts and strange egents.
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[ᅠᅠ*̲ᅠ ◜🦐◞ᅠᅠ▵ᅠ›ᅠ @yiildizi]

https://t.co/jblR43PNuh

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

"Loboto? Nooo nono- Not him- I think he was a patient too-"

He mumbles, grimacing as his head starts to ache with the dull feeing of pain in his skull.

"Eughh... and people usually don't just smile at people for no reason."

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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Aaand the grin fades. Raz is confused again.

⠀"...?"

⠀"I'm smiling...?
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{+}

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

"Huh? What? Sorry I don't remember what we were talking about-"

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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⠀"What photo's?"
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[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

He's thankful for his clarity. But now? He's anxiously trying to figure out how to STAY this way.

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

"I don't think people should be posting those photos of themselves...." ////

[𓉸ྀི ⧽ 𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥. @spoonfuIosugar]

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𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢?
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝙗𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙠?

𝗬𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗿, 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘄
𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙠?

[ᅠgraciasᅠᅠaᅠᅠlaᅠᅠvida. @0savethestars]

⠀

⠀ ⋆ ⟢ los dos materiales que
⠀ forman mi canto ﹙ #sfwRP ﹚
﹙ #mvrp ﹚ Y el canto de ustedes
que es el ◠◠ mismo canto; ˳⊹

⠀

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

Staring down at the child now sitting there like a pile of limbs with a board.

"Uh... you okay?"

[﹙ᵐᵃʳˢʰ﹚ mellow @dancemellowdy]

( donning the shades fully, stepping onto the skateboard. )

Check this out.

( skating in circles on it for a moment, then attempting a kickflip. )

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

His brow raises for a moment at the question, part of him didn't entirely remember actually. Like it was locked away.

"I remember being hired again? Dunno by who..."

He now glances down at him for a moment. Frowning.

"What's with the face-"

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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⠀"𝘼𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, alriiiigght! I'm sorry!"

He sighed dramatically, but the grin didn't fade. If anything, it got bigger. It was friendly though- nothing mischievous here.

⠀"So... Are you going to explain yourself? What happened? I mean— I've seen a couple vaults but {+}
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[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

He was about two seconds from throwing the kid as far away as he could when he stopped his little joke. Squinting down at him, Boyd now steps back for a moment.

"Don't DO that- It's not /funny/."

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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Razputin nods, grinning at Boyd as he pulled his hands away.

⠀"Got it! No more m—"

Pause.

⠀"Hehe, you thought I'd actually do it again, didn't you?"
⠀

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

He stares for a moment, head tilting to the side as he watches.

"Suuure kid-"

[﹙ᵐᵃʳˢʰ﹚ mellow @dancemellowdy]

Wanna see?

( slowly pulling out some sick shades with one hand and a skateboard with the other: seemingly out of nowhere. )

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

"That's a possibility..?"

[﹙ᵐᵃʳˢʰ﹚ mellow @dancemellowdy]

everyday i wake up and have to shred it on my f*cking scateboard so f*cking hard that my feet start f*cking falling off and then mr surgeon has to f*cking put them back on

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

A somewhat relaxed expression comes to the guards features as he now sloooowly removes his hands. Still somewhat worried Raz would say something that would trigger him into that mindset again...

"None of that... and NO MENTIONING THAT-"

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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⠀"Mf?! Hmmhm!"

Razputin pouted up at Boyd, his brows furrowing low. One of those sounds he made must have been a "𝙝𝙚𝙮!" Though, he didn't try to put any effort behind pushing the NOT-milk man's hand away.
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[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

IMMEDIATELY slapping a hand over his mouth. Frantic and trying not to lose himself already.

"Please /don't/."

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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Oh! Good! Ok! Raz thinks he's got it figured out. But just to make sure,

"So I can't say mi—"

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

"Calm down?!

He yells, only to echo it back to himself with a rather confused expression.

"Calm down... ha-haaah... yeah-"

He rubs his face for a moment, trying to focus on the moment at hand.

"En-Enough mentioning... /that/."

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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Nope! Neither of those worked! If anything it just makes everything worse.

Razputin held his hands back up an surrender, his gloved fingers spread out wide.

⠀"EASY! Eaaasy!! This time I really AM sorry! Please calm down!"
⠀

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｌｋ Ｍａｎ @FRACTUREDGUARD]

"MILK?!"

He exclaims, now glancing around with an even more panicked expression. He now starts to frantically pat around his jacket to grab for something to defend himself with.

"DON'T GET ANY CLOSER! I HAVE- POCKET LINT! AND A PERSCRIPTION THAT REMAINS UNFILLED!"

[𝙍𝒂𝙯𝒑𝙪𝒕𝙞𝒏 𝑨𝙦𝒖𝙖𝒕𝙤 — .ᐟ 🎪 @N0STRA_DUMBASS]

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....Huh...! Alright! Creepy...! Razputin's starting to understand it now. Did he happen to say something that snapped Boyd out of it?

He scratched his chin in thought. What 𝙬𝙖𝙨 the last thing he said?

⠀".....Them? Psyyyychonaut...?"

⠀"...."

⠀"Milk?"
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