لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️

touch the hams pls☺️️

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

every time i glance over at my boyfriend’s phone he’s on something like this

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Human Knuckle* Tattoo Ideas:
MEAT GIRL
VERY DEAD
COOL TREX
BLOO OOOD
FREE HAMS
SAND WICH
BONE KING
HELP FIRE

*Some of us don't have four finger knuckles on each hand, you lucky primates, you.

[Lireia ~Read Pinned~ @LireiaMinuette]

@microtaite OH FR ONCE A LADY TOLD ME I SLICED HER HAM TOO THIN AFTER I SHOWED HER TWO SLICRS AND SHE CLEARED ME AND HAD FINISHED OFF THE REST

Just called the manager tbh i can't be bothered with their meek attempt to get free ham 😭 and it was just 100g fr not even worth the effort

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

HAMS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Nigel Overstreet @N_Overstreet]

@nkulw BREAKING: Three Hams

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

butts butts butts butts butts

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

buttttttttts

[二 divides into 一 @IlllllllllllllI]

Prison is better because you get amenities, jail is worse because you don't get any amenities, but jail is better because it's more chill, prison is a lot lot more hostility.

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

you can bring that toffee that they love

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

PLENTY OF TWITTER-NAME IDEAS BELOW cc @soviettwirl

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

@limahomeproduct thx homey

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

hammy back

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

RT @brofax: FREE_HAMS.png http://t.co/2LyZQt0mRx

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

@SoundCloud lik me soundycloudy

[لi̝̠͍̬ͪͨ̿̿✖️⭐️ @FREEHAMS]

but what if i *was* your monkey