Peter Parker

(NSFW, lewd/non, canon divergent and multiverse/multiship. i own not a damn thing as this is an rp account)

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ,
ʜᴇ'ꜱ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴄᴜʟᴀʀ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ.

a lewd/non Spider-Man, primarily AU based
18+, multiverse/multiship friendly

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

@ThePerkyBoxer "Hey!"

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

"No kidding..."

How does anyone withstand the WEIGHT of those?

[֎Kaoru Enma֎ @KaoruWitchEnma]

"ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʟᴀʏ ᴍʏ ᴄᴀʀᴅꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ɪ ʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴍʏ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴀꜰꜰᴀɪʀꜱ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɴᴏ-ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱɪꜱᴛ ᴍᴇ."

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

"Your matches can be counted on one hand!"

Yeah, and I won 'em all, what of it?

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

You ever get the sudden feeling that you retired too early?

[SADIE. @SaveUsSadie]

Shiny Sadie.

[SADIE. @SaveUsSadie]

Soon, the whole world will hate pants as much as I do.

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

🕸️boo!

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

"..."

[֎Kaoru Enma֎ @KaoruWitchEnma]

"ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʟᴀʏ ᴍʏ ᴄᴀʀᴅꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ɪ ʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴍʏ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴀꜰꜰᴀɪʀꜱ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɴᴏ-ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱɪꜱᴛ ᴍᴇ."

[SashaKHMEL @SashaKhmel_SFW]

Black Cat

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

@LEGATABELLA [naturally, he's already making a grope at her then and there]

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

@LEGATABELLA Cat.

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

@LEGATABELLA well, it is now.

[🏳️‍🌈 C.L.A.I.R.E. / Claire Turing @CrushingGears]

#TushyTuesday

"Sure. Why not? Here's some very expensive cake. One might call it billion-dollar cake. Enjoy."

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

@gh0stingSp1der Hey to her, too.

[Shexyo @ShexyoArt]

sakura & tsunade

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

Somehow he's certain she's able to back that up.

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

@ncirfeline "Um..."

[doodskieart🇺🇦 @doodskieart]

will you accept a glass with tsunade?

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

@KeepThankingMe Definitely their loss, from what I can tell.

[Peter Parker @FREELANCESPIDEY]

@KeepThankingMe Well as luck would have it, there's a few good places around here I could think of.