bring out the olives.

i guess we’ll never know.

[bring out the olives. @FRIENDOFG0D]

for he knows how we are formed,
he remembers that we are dust.

[🐇 @cangsji]

kissing scenes can be so much hotter than sex scenes oml

[bring out the olives. @FRIENDOFG0D]

@astral444444444 Jesus

[bring out the olives. @FRIENDOFG0D]

live carefree before God
He’s careful with you

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is so funny, because i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses

[yimikal. @yimikaaaa]

And If someone starts a hard conversation with you, it’s often a sign they care enough to keep you in their life. Not that they hate you.

[big buff bara tits @buttnaykad]

oh she's real for the knee between her legs

[🧃Thomas Reisenegger_xcx @Olima]

this game is a remote job simulator... except no one at your company knows you're SECRETLY A WORM!

be a financial analyst, mash the keyboard, take calls with your boss, DM colleagues, read self-help books and go for that promotion!!

Worming from Home: coming 4th September

[angele @yaoiangele]

lord take us all we’re ready

[venus ☆ @biitemyhip]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ManicMel™️ @manicmelora]

This right here is my love language

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

lying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[a @gnosticse]

so we cant kiss as friends? boring

[Aspen🌹🏴 @Aspen1921]

its hilarious how the security waited a second to let the guy get his opportunity to stab Starmer to death before accepting he'd get to survive this one

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

lately there has been too many days in a row

[teshkeren @teshkerensaad]

???

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

“Wild Side” by Normani ft. Cardi B turns 5.

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

this was me when i finally met the devil and saw he wasn’t tambout nuuuuuuuun

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Took a mental health day from work today so that I can feel worse