Jake

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Radeon RX 9070 XT + Ryzen 7 9800X3D | MacBook Pro M5 | Switch 2 | PS5 Pro | Ayn Thor -

99 ÷ 2 = 92

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

#FFXIV character gets PKed
#OSRS and #FF14 crossover shitpost. Inspired by @GreenDragonBot and their many bangers.

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

@SerenaAbutilon @tomkenniff @DailyMail Yeah, that's called being a defense attorney, you fucking dumb clown.

[An Average Gamer - N @AnAverageGamerX]

They're really out there buying new OLED TVs just to play at 30fps.

Absolute cattle bro

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

And then the missions are just gonna be: follow this npc to a location, shoot 5 generic bad guys, follow the npc to another location

[Tesla End Game @EndTesla]

@edzitron game over

this is the important part

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

The best song in Persona 5 isn't Last Surprise. It's not Phantom. It's not Layer Cake.

It's this.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

It's crazy how Jensen and four or five private equity paypigs went on CNBC and were allowed to lie about an entirely imaginary $500bn deal, and that everyone reported on it like it existed. Truly one of the greatest scam artists of our generation

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

You'll never guess who designed the chip inside the Switch 2.

[Zikada ジカダ @ZikadaPrime]

Say goodbye to consumer RTX GPUs going forward 💀

The days of the gaming division of Nvidia are officially numbered.

Expect more ai from Nvidia and less gaming.

[Phantom Kaiju @Titanskullcrush]

Then you better kiss the switch 2 goodbye.

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

@Beavin1962 @catturd2 @ZelenskyyUa Yes, Ukraine picked a fight by Russia invading them. Makes perfect sense.

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

@KirbyAtlas1776 @catturd2 @ZelenskyyUa Bot

[Tracy Alloway @tracyalloway]

One very simple takeaway: If global chip demand is as strong as many in the market seems to think, Nvidia should have no reason to go anywhere near a deal that even *looks* it *might* be a backdoor into China.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

The thing is, if global chip demand was so strong, NVIDIA also wouldn’t need circular finance either

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

@EddieMikeUSA @business Ironic. The corporate cock sucker using gay as an insult.

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

@ZikadaPrime @neomax8907 The strongest console on the market is weaker than a 5060ti / 9060XT. Not that I expect you to know what those are.

[Phantom Kaiju @Titanskullcrush]

The 5070ti is shitty mid teir according to this Nintendo Pig.

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

@EddieMikeUSA @business And yet you do it anyways.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

There is no other way to read this other than that Jensen Huang strongarmed his CFO into massive, multi-billion circular financing deals as a means of inflating its revenues. He also sounds like a horrible person to work for.

[Dragonball Bloorag @BlooHook]

Me: How's the 10% CPU enablement gonna get GTA 6 to 60 FPS?

Him:

[Jake @FSAPOJake]

@EddieMikeUSA @business AI shills: "America needs to build AI datacenters everywhere so China doesn't win the AI race!"

Also AI shills: "Who cares if Jensen was breaking export controls and selling billions of dollars of AI chips to China??"

[Moore's Law Is Dead @mooreslawisdead]

@SebAaltonen There's no way Jensen was the only one who knew about this btw...this isn't the end of #Nvidia's legal woes.

This isn't even the beginning...