Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Four Seasons Total Landscaping, PA

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@RudyGiuliani He used to work here

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We couldn’t agree more Mr President. He was also great in Dumb and Dumber as Joe Mentalino 👏👏👏👏

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

That’s why Mike was number one in his class at West Point!

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That’s the last time we give Dean Browning our wifi password

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Today during our landscaping at the White House we were thrilled to be able to help President Trump when he asked if he could use our mulcher to shred some invoices

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@TheSheEO @VectorRoll @RudyGiuliani @StephenAtHome @TheDailyShow Didn’t want to cause any issues for the company

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Thanks to last week’s #networking we were able to secure a huge contract for a complete redesign of the White House lawn

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@VectorRoll @RudyGiuliani @StephenAtHome @TheDailyShow This is a parody account

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@realDonaldTrump 🌲🌲🌲🌲

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What’s better than Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Nothing!

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Anyone that leaves sex aids on our premises will find them in the dumpster outside

[Jimmy Waters 🇺🇸 @scratch2222]

@FSTLPA @Lownotes1 Did you find his brown bag from the dildo shop there too. He needs it badly.

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@RudyGiuliani 🌳🌳🌳🌳

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@realDonaldTrump Thankyou for choosing us to landscape your garden Mr President

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We would like to apologise for the events that transpired today. Our head landscaper Seamus informed the president that we would need to “replace de fence” and due to an error in communication Mark Esper was relieved of his post

[CNN @CNN]

JUST IN: President Donald Trump says he has fired Secretary of Defense Mark Esper, and that Christopher Miller, who serves as director of the National Counterterrorism Center, will become acting secretary “effective immediately.” https://t.co/XuuXBq5h0Q

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We just found this discarded list in the break room. If anyone knows who it belongs to please get in contact with us 🌿

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Wow you really find out who your friends are when you become a success!! ZARIF JACOB from sex aid shop Fantasy Island next door has removed me as facebook friend #shame #hornydemocrat

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@runrichardrun1 @alexandrakuri Sorry but that is very inappropriate. He may have had one in Zarif’s shop Fantasy Island which is next door

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If anyone has a contact number for RUDOLPH GIULIANI can you please let him know that he left his orthopaedic lifts in the kitchenette

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We would ask customers who have been to the premises next door to purchase sex aids to please keep them discreetly hidden when accessing Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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We were as surprised as you to hear that former mayor Rudolph Giuliani wanted to hold a press conference in our car park but the #LORD works in mysterious ways #THANKYOURUDOLPH

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We would like to extend our thanks to President Donald J Trump and Rudy Giuliani for choosing Four Seasons Total Landscaping for their timely press conference #THANKYOUMRPRESIDENT 🌳