Today during our landscaping at the White House we were thrilled to be able to help President Trump when he asked if he could use our mulcher to shred some invoices
We would like to apologise for the events that transpired today. Our head landscaper Seamus informed the president that we would need to โreplace de fenceโ and due to an error in communication Mark Esper was relieved of his post
JUST IN: President Donald Trump says he has fired Secretary of Defense Mark Esper, and that Christopher Miller, who serves as director of the National Counterterrorism Center, will become acting secretary โeffective immediately.โ https://t.co/XuuXBq5h0Q
Wow you really find out who your friends are when you become a success!! ZARIF JACOB from sex aid shop Fantasy Island next door has removed me as facebook friend #shame#hornydemocrat
We would ask customers who have been to the premises next door to purchase sex aids to please keep them discreetly hidden when accessing Four Seasons Total Landscaping
We were as surprised as you to hear that former mayor Rudolph Giuliani wanted to hold a press conference in our car park but the #LORD works in mysterious ways #THANKYOURUDOLPH
We would like to extend our thanks to President Donald J Trump and Rudy Giuliani for choosing Four Seasons Total Landscaping for their timely press conference #THANKYOUMRPRESIDENT ๐ณ