Bitch Girlfriend

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

God I want attention and my boyfriend has already gone to bed. What good decisions can possibly be made now? #none

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

Best part of getting into bed? Getting to finally take my bra off. #notsorryaboutit

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

People tend to want what they can't have. It's a major problem. #godhelpme

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

I could make a drinking game out of Fox News. Chug every time you hear the saying "hold them accountable" #atleasttheyaretrying

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

That awkward moment when you are thinking dirty thoughts and the. Your mom calls your phone. #dammit #thatkilledit

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

So glad I am going to bed drunk and horny. #not #whycantmyboypayattention

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

Waiting for my most recent culinary masterpiece to finish cooking in the oven..... #forever #spinachfetaquiche #futurehousewife

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

Count on my mom to have me leave early enough to be 30 mins early to my appointment. #joke #letmesleep

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

President Obama gives me a headache. Why can't he just tell the truth.

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

That awkward moment hen you realize our President is liar. #depressing #embarrassing

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

Buying plates that can't go in the dishwasher seems like a no-no. #shitmyroommatesays #sofunny

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

Why the fuck is my Instagram blowing up with car photos. #ihatecats #theysuck #whydoihavecatpeoplefriends

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

Adam Levine is in Tally and I'm stuck studying. This blows.

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

Half way done preparing for tomorrow. #naptime #finalsweek #awkwardsleepschedule

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

Please god help me pass this test. Please

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

My boyfriend should take my exams for me. I'm over this shit. #senioritis #tired

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

Vyvanse coma. #cannotsleep #needsleep #help

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

This bullshit gives new meaning to "it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission"

[Bitch Girlfriend @FSUBitchGf]

I think I'm more nervous than my boyfriend for his first triathlon. #girlfriendproblems #ocala #triathlon 🏊🚴🏃