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I AM NOT FSU LAW. This is a parody account. This account is not in any way affiliated with FSU. Contact: [email protected]

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We're working to understand why up to 10 million jets of solar material burst from the sun’s surface at any moment: https://t.co/sYpnsR6B7R

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Break time.

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If you had to choose between a billion dollars or your pet, how many bedrooms would your mansion have? 🏢 🐶🐱

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Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the guy whose name I don’t remember.

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Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of textbooks? Just an idea.

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If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious.

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I am super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy, but I’m also wearing a cape.

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There’s no excuse for laziness...
but if you find one, let me know.

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Life is too short to find matching socks.

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Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.