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Bored mayonnaise enthusiast. May have visited this slum before as your boy MetricButtload.

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@karmaal2010 That’s amazing!

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Looking to surprise Shug with a nice trip. Leaning hard at Hawaii, ‘cause we had a trip planned for Maui cancelled by the plague. Need a rec for something cool.

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Spring has sprung.

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@willcollier Flabbergasted. Not gonna lie.

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@RBPundit Everyday products you’re already buying, see, but the end result is a life of fabulous riches.

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If he tries to think too hard it smells like burning cabbage.

[Jake Schneider @jacobkschneider]

Biden had to have “I was not articulating a change in policy” written verbatim on a notecard so he wouldn’t screw it up… and he still screwed it up

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@S2VA123 So much.

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Top notch journalism. That’s what this is.

[Steve Guest @SteveGuest]

PBS reporter to Joe Biden: "You have more foreign policy experience than any president who has ever held this office."

#Journalism

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@mdrache I do love lepers.

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@Muskrat__ She wants to stay in the US this trip.

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@OnePolitikow Weird, right?

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Unpopular opinion: all capital gains taxes are a form of theft and should make everyone flip all the fucking tables. Taxes on unrealized gains is the highest order bullshit yet. Tax my current gains. I presume that means unrealized losses will offset. And fuck off.

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@PMahone63 It’s on the list. She wants to stay in the US for a while.

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@BlacklionCTA @pointsnfigures1 @reviewjournal It’s glorious.

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@MaybeThatTommy Oh, come on.

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@Breaking911 This is bullshit.

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This is, of course, a big fucking lie.

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@seanagnew That’s glorious.

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@FishLikesFlicks Cool, man, thank you!

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This is the wrongest fucking take possible.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

"Unrealized" throws people off when it comes to capital gains. If you bought $10,000 worth of a stock and it goes to $1 million, you're a lot wealthier, even if you haven't actually liquidated it yet.

The gains may be tricky when it comes to taxes, but they're still real.

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@dempstermd @DBTayor Damn, I want one of those.