Sariandi Koto

Alam takambang jadi guru | dima bumi dipijak di situ langik dijunjuang, dima rantiang dipatah di situ aia disauak | dicabuik indak mati, diasak indak layua.

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

"Apa yang terjadi kalau jaksa tertinggi pemberantas korupsi jadi tersangka korupsi?"

- South China Morning Post

[Acho @MuhadklyAcho]

Bayangin ada ART yg kita pilih dan kita gaji, tiba-tiba bilang.. “kalo bapak/ibu ga suka cara kerja saya, yaudah cari rumah lain aja”.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

World Cup semis

[Info Serie A Italia @Info_SerieA]

Aura degradasinya kuat sekali cok 🥶🥶🥶

[Bambang @sibambaang]

Sudah damai, deal, dan sepakat.

74kg dibagi 2 sama dengan 37kg
Cuma ngitung aja kok.

Rakyat mah lanjut bayar pajak dan cicilan. Besok kalau ada drama lagi, tinggal marah-marah lagi.

Namanya juga rakyat yang tidak diinginkan presiden Jordania.

[Actu Foutre @ActuFoutreOff]

📊 Penaltys accordés en Coupe du Monde :

🇧🇷 Brésil : 14 en 23 Coupes du Monde
🇩🇪 Allemagne : 15 en 20 Coupes du Monde
🇦🇷 Argentine : 16 lors des 2 dernières Coupes du Monde

(@InseeFr)

[SHENO WIRANG @ShenoWirang]

Anjangsana Politik!

Atas perintah daripada Bapak Presiden, Korps Bhayangkara
& Korps Adhiyaksa sepakat:

"Nggak ada tersangka!"

𝗥𝗔𝗞𝗬𝗔𝗧 𝗗𝗜𝗞𝗜𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗜𝗡

[Uber West Ham @UberWestHam]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: World Cup semifinal kits for all 4 nations.

[echa #CL16 ۶ৎ || 🇫🇷🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @leclercpuff]

kl ada duit jg gw pindah ajg

[SW News - SOFT WAR NEWS @SoftWarNews]

Jangan lupakan Gaza, jangan biarkan Gaza dilupakan!..
Jangan berhenti bicara tentang Palestina!!

[الكوتش خالد @TheCoachkh]

بيلينغهام هدفين وبفضله تأهل المنتخب للدور نصف النهائي أمام منتخب عنيد وقوي ( النرويج )

-ميسي ميسي أسيست واحد فقط من ضربة ركنية ومختفي طول المباراة وأمام منتخب عادي

حتى في التقييم مساعدة 😂؟

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Imagine if Mbappe, Bellingham, and Vini played together in the same club. That club would win every trophy.

[Meledak @namasayalaut]

Ini lucu wkwkwk 😂

[𝐍𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐥⚚ノゼル @nozelism]

Karyawan ga ngusir majikan.

[Thơ Báo @ThoBao7198]

Nhan sắc: 10 điểm.
Cái máy giặt: -100 điểm 💀
Chào buổi sáng, cười cái cho đời nó nhẹ nha bà con 🤣☕

[Islamic Scientific Heritage @IslamicSH_]

Karen Armstrong says:

“We never read that Christ ever laughed, but we often find Muhammad smiling and joking with those close to him. We see him playing with children, disagreeing with his wives, weeping bitterly over the death of one of his companions, and proudly showing off his newborn son like any doting father. If we could look at Muhammad as we look at other great historical figures, we would surely see him as one of the greatest geniuses history has ever known.”

— Karen Armstrong, Prophet Muhammad: A Biography of the Prophet (1991).

[Alex 🇳🇴 @UnitedAlex7]

I am from the future

[Inter ⭐⭐ @Inter]

Oggi è QUEL giorno 🥹🖤💙

[MKMarka @mkmarka]

صورة الوحش الذي يتحول اليه :

* مبابي
* هالاند
* رونالدو
* ميسي

[marka @venomarka]

Ikut campur banget woy 🫵🏻😭