Fernando Strongbottom

you stupid brat…I’ll get you eventually! || pfp by @fritzokitzo ⚠️NOT AN OFFICAL INTERPRETATION⚠️

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

damn brat…

You can keep trying to run. IT WONT WORK.

[#intro #irida]

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear pp, happy birthday to me…

[the chef wears a birthday hat that’s about to fall off and a party horn in his mouth. The chef just covers his face with his hands knowing no one is showing up]

[POOP WARRIOR @WARRIOROFPOOP]

HES LUCKY
SO FUCKING LUCKY I NEVER KILLED HIM RIGHT THEN AND THERE
I WOULDVE AGES AGO .

I COULDVE SPENT MY TIME TO MYSELF PER USUAL , BUT NO .
I DECIDED TO TAKE MY HOURS LOOKING FOR THAT DAMN BOOK .

UNGRATEFUL OLD BASTARD .

ILL JUST BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE .

[POOP WARRIOR @WARRIOROFPOOP]

@FStrongbottom [ A NOTE FOLLOWED AT THE BOTTOM ]

" YOU WONT FUCKIN' BELIEVE WHERE I FOUND THIS OLD SACK PF SHIT . IN MY SECTOR !
MUSTVE STOLEN IT FROM YOU XD
I DON'T CARE FOR IT , SO YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK .

- THE ALMIGHTY POOP WARRIOR "

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP [After the chef picks up the note and reads it he looks up and just stares at a wall, the note falls from his hands, and he contemplates of what he just did]

God damnit.

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear pp, happy birthday to me…

[the chef wears a birthday hat that’s about to fall off and a party horn in his mouth. The chef just covers his face with his hands knowing no one is showing up]

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP [The chef slowly picks it up, his mood changing from anger]

Where in the FUCK did he get this? This has been lost for years…

[The chef flips through the pages, somehow all still in tact]

I don’t understand…this thing was destroyed how did he get it?

[The chef puts it down]

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP FINALLY, GO AWAY. I DON’T NEED YOUR PITY! AND FOR THE RECORD YOU DIDN’T EVEN COMPLETE THAT JOB!

[Once the warrior is out of the chefs sight, the chef looks down and notices a little box. When he opened the box there appeared to be an object that he didn’t recognize]

what the…

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP YEA WELL IT WOULDVE BEEN BETTER IF NO ONE SHOWED RATHER THEN YOU!

I DONT EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND, WARRIOR, I HATE YOU AND ALWAYS WILL. I WOULD RATHER KILL MYSELF THEN HANG OUT WITH YOU!

[The chef starts getting less angry]

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP [The chef notices the warriors smirk, knowing he’s not being serious makes him more upset]

My one wish, my TRUE wish? Is FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE FOREVER!

YOUR ALWAYS SHOWING UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND MAKING MY DAY WORSE THEN IT ALREADY WAS!

[The chefs boiling mad now]

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP [the chef quickly looks up at the warrior, already annoyed]

Oh look who it is, the warrior has come to make fun of me on my birthday.

[the chef gets closer]

AGAIN. How many times are you gonna do this warrior?

[Whisper @hereswhisper]

It's time.

JULY 24TH 2026, 3:00 PM EST.

REVENANT PREMIERE

#revenant #fnfmods #fnf #irida #aethos #chefpeepee #sml #smltwt

[Whisper @hereswhisper]

It's time.

JULY 24TH 2026, 3:00 PM EST.

REVENANT PREMIERE

#revenant #fnfmods #fnf #irida #aethos #chefpeepee #sml #smltwt

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP [an extra arm covers the warriors mouth, silencing him]

THE ONLY REASON KILLED YOU YET IS CAUSE YOU WEREN'T WORTH IT!

[the chef continues to get angry, the last arm wraps around the warriors left arm]

IF I KILLED YOU, YOU WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER KILL TO THE TOTAL!

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP IF MY FOOD IS SHITTY WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO EAT IT?!?!

[the chefs extra arms extend longer and launch towards the warrior]

IF MY FOOD IS SHITTY WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK AND ASKING FOR IT?!?!

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP I FAIL BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS-

[the chef cuts himself off]

LOOK WARRIOR, IF YOU EVER, EVER! CROSS MY PATH AGAIN I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU.

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP [the chefs eyes widen, and his arms start slowly coming out]

The fuck did you just say?! I'm not just some "chef" warrior! And I'm sure as hell NOT miserable!

[the chefs arms are fully out now]

You wouldn't be able to SURVIVE without me as I make ALL your food!

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP pfft! fans? you really think you have fans??

You don't have fans, warrior, you have slaves. You trap and imprison people into your castle and don't let them leave.

They do not like you warrior, they're AFRAID of you.

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP I am NOT jealous!

You think your so high and mighty just because your getting a plushie. let me tell you this warrior; YOUR NOT!!

I don't understand why yell or whatever his name is likes you so much.

[kat. 🎵 @katistakenlmao]

when you go to an irida devs house

[Fernando Strongbottom @FStrongbottom]

@WARRIOROFPOOP What?! How dare you accuse me of that!

Of course I’m not…