Olivia
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FUNNY SEX
@FUNNYSEXSAYINGS
18+ join us for funny sex quotes and jokes top sex lines and sayings facts and thoughts and much more .
Joined August 2012
217 Following
80 Followers
112 Posts
G IS FOR GLORIOUS-ASM
sex is like amazing if your amazing
karmasutra you would have to amazing to pull some ov them moves of
dont bother with pick up lines best way is to hello
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock
Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out
My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
Did you fart, cause you blew me away
He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice
He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
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