FUTURE COMEDY

Farewell pride, pomp and circumstance / GLOBAL LAUGHS

[FUTURE COMEDY @FUTURECOMEDY2]

@danirosepoet Excerpt: ECLIPSE by J.T.BLEU
My veins again—distinctions barbaric
Bundled sweet and sour, darkness visible
Under a rising sun: Release. Rhythm.
On this seat I perish most divinely
Soul deep in the spark, circulating clean
Through letters and lines, my spirit is
Through.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The deal on offer seems to be

You must respect our traditions, but don't expect us to respect yours

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

You’ve just left me with a life changing facial disfigurement.

I don’t think we have mate.

[Jorge Bonilla @BonillaJL]

White House walkout is insane #UFCFreedom250

[Jorge Bonilla @BonillaJL]

Rogan and DC continue to stand awestruck at The White House and I'm here for it. The Elitist Media mind cannot possibly comprehend this and will absolutely melt down. Book it. #UFCFreedom250

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Jaxson Dart just nailed it. Watch this. Guy’s going to have the number one selling jersey in America by the end of the month. Fun fact: New York was closer to being a red state in 2024 than Florida or Texas were to being blue.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Shameful

What has happened to the police ?

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

NPR: “You are not a trans person … What do you say to people who feel that in some occasions you're punching down?”

CHAPPELLE: “If you're a person that … feels like you have to police comedy to get your point across, you should assess your point.”

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Is this guy a racist ?

[日本BUZZ NEWS!! @buzznews09]

【朗報】東京駅で突然、
お祈りを始めたイスラムに

ド正論説教する日本人勇者現る！

「ここは日本の公共の場所だ。ルールを守れないなら帰ってくれ！だからイスラムの人は嫌われるんでしょ？」

[Brandon @Primewave96]

The track fell silent as hope began to fade. Jockey Kosei Miura stayed beside the injured horse, refusing to walk away. Then, in an unforgettable moment, the horse rose to its feet—and the grandstand erupted in applause. 🐎❤️
A moment that reminded everyone what heart and resilience truly look like.

#Japan #HorseRacing #Respect #Inspiration

[ポッピンココ @Coco2Poppin]

【悲報】広島県 厳島の寺院・大聖院の「 不消霊火堂 」で起こった火災はCNNにまで取り上げられたのに、日本のメディアは何故か「火消し」に走ってしまう。

[Pippa B 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🚜 ❤️ 🇺🇸 @pippaisright]

Two PEACEFUL Muslim Migrant employees of @harrow_council showing why diversity and inclusion works..

“Call a police man and he will f*ck you up , we work with them”

They turn their body worn cameras off and then make serious threats to an Englishman..

[William Patrick Corgan @Billy]

Congrats Tony! @tonyiommi

[改革(したい)おじさんのひとりごと @keiai154614]

名古屋でフィリピン国籍の工員(19)が殺人未遂で逮捕😰
14歳のフィリピン人中学生と共謀😓
『何見てんだよ』と因縁をつけてナイフで顔を切った😱
２人は非行集団のメンバー😰
↓
なんだよフィリピン人の非行集団って💢
そんな集団作った時点で強制送還しろよ💢
どんどん治安悪化してるだろ💢
もう移民やめろよ💢

[shin @r230614_shin]

悪質すぎるのが「これやってる間誰も通れなくて死ぬほど邪魔」なところなんだよな。

宗教的な意味での侮辱も問題だが、スクランブル交差点でやる迷惑行為をそのまま神社でもやってるイメージ。
これで嫌われたら差別とか何様？

[Alexandra @Alexandr4Denman]

It’s now been reported that Steven has sadly lost sight in both eyes after he was so violently attacked and nearly beheaded by a vile foreigner in Belfast the other day ,so not only is he a vulnerable adult who had hearing loss he now is blind. Well done to the British government

[Mitz @hellomitz3]

東京の新大久保にイスラム通りができたそう

日本人経営の店は続々と廃業して外国人の店に

取り返しがつかないことになるよ

[とうしろう（5号）守若 冬史郎🙄 @tourouken555]

🚨🇯🇵日本の司法、機能不全です。

新宿でエステ店長の女性を複数回刺傷した中国籍・朱煜容疑者（35）が殺人未遂で逮捕。再犯でした。

2年前：千葉で女性を刃物で切りつけ殺人未遂で逮捕
今回：新宿で複数回刺す殺人未遂

重大犯罪でも強制送還されない現実。
治安が限界😵🔥