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A jaded look at the Western USC.

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The campaign videos. #voteusc

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And so it begins: Team Narcissist vs. Team Boyband #voteUSC

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If you have to put your tie over your shoulder while you piss either your tie is too long or your dick is too short.

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Read @uwogazette today re: shitting habits on campus. Read gazette any day and see them shitting on journalistic quality standards

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Pat Whelan thinks the most scandalous thing you'll do at school is fight over dishes. No wonder he works for the USC. #westernoweek

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Dear Sophs, you matter 1/52 weeks a year - your incessant cheering and delusions of grandeur are not appreciated at any other time #WesternU

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@western_usc announces student writer in residence. Marking the first English student to be employed outside the QSR industry.

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You know, I don't think I've ever seen Adam Fearnall look quite so upset #voteusc

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Just cut the foreplay and get to results, the @uwogazette is dying to take their losing-face shots. Highlight of the year for them #voteusc

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The end of the campaign is near, which means a dramatic decrease in saccharine tweets relating to the USC #thankgod #hopeisnowdead #voteusc

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@VoteTeamWhelan - to win my vote you'll need to install a bark collar on Amir - that guy is terrifying every time he yells (speaks) #voteusc

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Team Momentum just stopped by my appt. soliciting my vote - luckily the USC changed the rules on that sort of thing #ohwait #voteusc

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Candidates wait nervously by the phone for the results. Except Prabhu who is getting live results from Jeremy Santucci #cheating #voteusc

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I would say this glitch is embarassing for the USC. But honestly - #ParForTheCourse #voteusc

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The nice thing about the software problems messing with voting is that it in no way impedes my ability to not vote #voteusc

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#TeamWhelan: "USC elections are nearly as important as everyone thinks they are." Never has it been so hilariously put. #irrelevant #voteusc

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For the next sex issue, the @uwogazette should see how long candidates can refrain from verbal masturbation #voteusc

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There's only one joke off limits in this campaign. You know the one. (-; #voteusc

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Want to write insulting tweet about Prabhu, but afraid of the repercussions #ihaveafamily #PleaseTakeThemSpareMe #voteusc

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@AndrewFedyk @BrentCDuncan Them and the people trolling my tweets 4 days later.