Cory Clark

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

Bianca from Switzerland had Beavis and Butthead mitts. Should get automatic qualification. #huhuholympics

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

I was thinking of something profound to share, to inspire and to make your Friday better. I saw something shiny. Had a sip of coffee. It’s gone. Have a great day!

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

Only 3 female cards in 8 packs? Come on Tim Hortons? Up that %! #timhortons

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

#BellLetsTalk

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

How do you become a Premier of a province? Is it who can put their head in their ass the quickest? #poorMB #noClue #workaRetailshiftAssClown

[Eric Fehr @EricFehr]

This is a first for me. @officialGSHC closing out a big 4-1 win with no fans in attendance due to the #Coronavirus. #Switzerland #Geneva

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

@YHChiefs @luvjohndeere @DTibbatts Go Chiefs go!

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

The Winnipeg Jets need somebody that will hold the other team accountable for cheap shots, dirty hits and goalie contact. Open season. #refssuck #bringbackPeluso #needaMonster #GoJetsGo

[Eric Fehr @EricFehr]

What an honour to be apart of this #SpenglerCup Championship team! @TeamCanada @LactiGo

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

Passes the puck like a man? What. The. Actual. Fuckk. Who is this announcer? Jets on TSN? And then you bring it up again? You ignorant dick! #GoJetsGo #TSNHockey #everyWomanHockeyPlayerShouldFNslapYou

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

My luckiest #MonopolyAtMcDonalds menu item is #BigMac. #Contest

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

Bye bye Yankees! #AltuveRules!

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

Odor, you’re batting .204 now! Strut more, it’s working! #whataClassAct #BlueJays #giveyourHeadaShake

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

Odor you’ve struck out over 130 times! Maybe more bubble popping and strutting would help that! #MLB #BlueJays #chinmusicforthecocky #TexasRangers

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

@JimTothSports @BigBluto63 I was hoping there wasn’t that many buns hidden in there!

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

Odor is the only person in MLB who should get some chin music. No class. Embarrassing. #chinmusic #highHeat #shoulderbruises #MLB #youRNotThatGood

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

Those balls be juiced I say! #mlb #everythingisFlyingoutofthePark #cansofCornNoMore

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

Brad Marchant, you are not clever. You are not amusing. You are an embarrassment. #Bruins #YouAreAJoke #jerseyForSale #YourTeammatesWantToPunchYou

[Cory Clark @FUpronger]

E! Network. You’re trash and the only amusing thing you had going for you was Busy! I’m cancelling you after you pull the plug on her show. #BusyTonight #busyforOffice #putOnMrNightgown #SaveBusy