The Stoned Stag

Our choice is what we choose to do, and if we're causing no harm it shouldn't bother you. We come in peace. FU Stoners.

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

Give her a big bouquet of Mary Jane's flowers for Valentines Day!

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One bong rip for me... aaaaand one for Nemo.

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

Until I am at your personal residence about to hot box your bathroom, I don't give a shit what your opinion is of my smoking.

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

@ERMAHGERDFU ERMAHGERD STERNERS

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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Hate us or love us... just do it publicly so this sad little page makes it in the land of Fairfield anon twitters.

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

Crush a bit, lil bit, roll it up, take a hit.

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

Once again fellow stoners, no need to be alarmed. We're all friends here.

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

Got high and went on a following spree. Sorry bout that... 18 followers is embarrassing though.

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

If you don't like our fire, then don't come around cause we're gonna burn one down.

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Smoker survival kit.

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If you've ever lived in the quad, you realize the truth of Marley's quote, "Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is it's destruction."

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

For Valentines day, give your girlfriend a box of chocolates with nugs of dank in each slot.

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

A friend with weed is a friend indeed. Missing all the stonerpalz back at FU.

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

The four essential B's of a good night at FU: Blunts, Booze, Bitches and Bros @FUbroproblems

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Special shout out to our commuters.

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All publicity is good publicity. Mention our high asses. @FUstonerz

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Dankrupt (adj) Used to describe a person with no buds.
"I'd throw in on the blunt, but I'm dankrupt."

[The Stoned Stag @FUstonerz]

How we expect the classiest of Fairfield girls to roll up. @FUBetches @ffldgrlprobs

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Ask a stoner girl what her favorite letter is. First she'll tell you it's a J, then she'll tell you it's the D. @FUwantstheD