Shane Gillis-Alexander

You want me to give you a whole history lesson?

[Shane Gillis-Alexander @FWADP1]

Alright, fuck it, I’m out of here. If you’re still here and see this, come find me on blue sky. https://t.co/reYAutirM7. I’ll leave this up for a few days.

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Well now we know where @BJ_owns was on Monday and Tuesday @NotJackKemp @thedumbzone

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@MicahRMcCartney Guessing Phillips must be a beast

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@micnaelelliott @NoContextHumans He literally catches him at the end of the video

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Hey @gordonkeith, stop stealing my bits

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@JaredSandler Probably not what you’re asking for but this is the first thing I always think of. We took a tour on an off day and they had the press box WiFi on display and I saved it in case I ever got to a game

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@Flippinirish72 @PedophilesIhate @GovPressOffice Yes, you are moron

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@gordonkeith @junior_miller @Kips_Big_Boy Random note on this morning O-Deck: I coached an 8 year old in baseball this year named George. Strangest thing, I kept getting him and his dad, Lee, backwards. Also, my grandmother’s birth name was Deddy, so it’s been done before

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It’s #tellafriendsaturday @MikeSirois @badkaratemovie @CashSports @CirqueDuSirois

Sorry for the soft sell

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@bsg want some juicy WC gossip? WCSO is investigating Shaun Davie’s death as a homicide. Original story was that he had a seizure and fell and busted his head open but the medical examiner said there were no signs of a seizure. They think his ex-wife’s family might’ve beat him

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@JDVance “Coming after you to get you to write Trump a fat ass check so that he can pardon you”

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WHL

@NotJackKemp @bracketdan @BJ_owns

[The Associated Press @AP]

A musket from 1776 can fire a lead ball at a velocity of around 1,000 feet per second.

Imagine what that can do to a human body. Yet under federal and most state laws, it’s exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica guns aren’t considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.

[Shane Gillis-Alexander @FWADP1]

@gordonkeith not sure if anyone has sent this to you but it immediately made me think of you

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It’s gotta feel weird for @JohnCornyn to do nothing but attack @KenPaxtonTX’s moral failings while also coddling @realDonaldTrump’s nuts while Trump has also done everything that Paxton has done.

[Shane Gillis-Alexander @FWADP1]

WHL https://t.co/Md3tTbiH37

@NotJackKemp @BJ_owns @bracketdan

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@kaitlinknob1ock It’s a trap. It’s a free ticket, but you’ll be forced to spend $200 on food while there

[Shane Gillis-Alexander @FWADP1]

@CashSports @MikeSirois @badkaratemovie @CrayTreyVids just in case I ever do actually win something, fwadp1 is pronounced F-Wad P1. It comes from an old ad for Arlington where Daffy Duck wanted to change DFW to DAFW. I always thought F-Wad was more appropriate.

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@BSG should anything be made of only 2 school board candidates filing all required campaign finance reports? One challenger has only filed once and neither incumbent has apparently filed at all.

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@thedumbzone Elon wants to know who paid to help those disabled kids and make sure it didn’t come out of his pocket

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@MikeSirois Happy Promotion Anniversary pal

@badkaratemovie @CashSports @CrayTreyVids

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@Stonewallen @ArapahoeSO probably because being in the US without authorization is a civil violation and not a criminal one.