Fake W. Brett Wilson

I AM a TED talk. Make Canada great again. (PARODY) 🇨🇦

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

I’m trending!!!

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

@itsakev @MalcolmTheRad I will jam a radiator up your ass!

...or, you know, I will have @ArleneDickinson jam a radiator up your ass. Yeah. That’s it.

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

Those are my pet bobcats. I want them back!

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

Did you fellas attend the UCP soirée at @Spruce_Meadows?

NO YOU DIDN’T!

YOU AIN’T BOUT THIS RICH LIFE!

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

I just ate a pound of raw wolverine heart. Where did I get it???

Welllllll, I’m super wealthy. I can get anything I want.

Follow my dog “CASH” on twitter and Instagram. #peanutbutter #onmydick

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

I wanna eat #trudeau heart!!!!!!! ARRRGGHHHHHH!!!! EAT!!!!!

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

Pipeline. Pipeline. Pipline. Pulpline. Plineee. Plinlplne. Pllllinneee. AARRRGHHHHHH!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAAUUHHAAA!!!!!

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

At least they’re #Americans

#MaddenShooting

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

I AM THE NEW TRUMP!

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

Hold my beer while I whine about cancer. And suicide. Wait! And Trudeau. Terrorists!

(Times are tough in Alberta. I need a job, not talking points)

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

Ian Wilson? He ain't heavy. And he sure ain't my brother.

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

Should I run for mayor of Calgary? I am an arrogant, self-centred dick with zero fashion sense, too. #yyc

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

See? I'm a dick! https://t.co/NMFEb5Ta1O

[CBC Calgary @CBCCalgary]

Cut taxes, cut spending, create clarity: W. Brett Wilson on the road ahead for Calgary https://t.co/M0fbc6rtwo

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

I love @kevinolearytv. He can make Canada great again!

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

Man. Sorry to hear about Prince. #paisley

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

I’m the 3520198th person in the entire world to beat the Turtle pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

ÜBER! Ü MöTHERFüCKERS!

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

I. AM. ALIVE!

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

#fuckcancer

Seriously, I will.

[Fake W. Brett Wilson @FWBrettWilson]

This year's must-have accessory for my #gardenparty? A suicide vest.

#wbrettwilsongardenpartyofselfpromotion