Financial Excel models or custom builds for Farmers & Ag Professionals. No subscription β just spreadsheets you own. Follow along for demos & custom ideas πΎ
Real spreadsheets, built for real operations. π½π
Breakevens, cash flow, tax records, cattle, grain, machinery β every tool built farm-first: you enter your numbers, it does the math, and you own the file forever. No subscription, no login, no monthly bill.
Built by a farm family in rural Iowa that got tired of software that didn't fit. π #agtwitter #farmfinancesπ https://t.co/nx1ayOJQTg
Livestock haulers β when you price a haul, what's doing the math? Going rate, fuel-plus, penciled cost per loaded mile, or gut? Genuinely curious. ππ #agtwitter#cattle
@steveconaway1 Felt this one. The hardest discipline in a small business isn't finding opportunities β it's letting good ones wait so the best one gets done right.
When it's time to sell β calves, fats, or grain β what actually pulls the trigger for you? The market report? Your gut? A number you penciled last winter? Neighbor sold so you sold? Genuinely curious how everyone decides, because I've heard every version. ππ½
USDA's latest forecast has net farm income easing in 2026 β still roughly a quarter below the 2022 peak, with costs holding near record highs. Behind every one of those statistics is a real family making decisions at the kitchen table. Tight-margin years aren't the time to fly blind. Knowing your cost of production, your break-even, and your month-by-month cash flow is what turns a worrying forecast into a plan you can actually work. You farm the land β let's make the numbers work as hard as you do. π #FarmIncome #FarmEconomy #KnowYourNumbers #FarmFamily #AgFinance
Question for the farm folks: what's the one thing in your operation you WISH you had a spreadsheet for β but haven't found one that actually fits? π½π Could be anything: cattle, grain, land, machinery, taxes, payroll, custom work rates... I build these things for a living and I'm genuinely curious what's missing out there.
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π₯ A whole group of cattle, closed out in one place.
Purchase cost, feed, health, death loss, yardage, interest β it all adds up across a turn, and it's easy to lose track of what the group actually made until it's over.
This is the Feedlot Closeout and Performance Tracker putting it all together: total cost, revenue, breakeven, and cost of gain β built on the numbers you enter, not a guess. Instead of wondering how a group penciled, you can see it.
Your numbers. Organized.
(Figures shown are sample numbers; the tool runs on what you enter.)
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With cattle where they are right now, what's the number you watch most closely β your breakeven, your cost of gain, or the sale price you need to make it pencil? Curious what everyone keeps their eye on. π
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Do you know your breakeven on this group of cattle? π
Between the calf, the feed, the vet bill, yardage, interest, and freight β the costs add up fast, and it's easy to lose track of what each head actually owes you.
The Cattle Breakeven & LRP Tracker puts every cost in one place, so your breakeven and cost of gain are right in front of you β built on the numbers you enter, not a guess.
Your numbers. Organized.
π Grab the spreadsheet β link in bio.
(Figures shown are sample numbers; the tool runs on the costs you put in.)
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Here's a quick look at what I build. If there's a tool you wish existed for your operation, tell me β always looking for the next one.
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This is a genuinely good framework β and you put your finger on why it doesn't spread: discipline is the whole product, and discipline is exactly what's hard to sell. The "track revenue-per-acre and adjust" loop is the part most people skip, and it's the part that actually changes outcomes.
@gregzimpleman Every grain farmer has lived this exact thread. π The store-vs-sell math is the one that keeps me up β so many moving costs people don't pencil.
Here's a quick 6-minute demo β the Schedule F & 1099 Tracker. It organizes every dollar in and out by Schedule F category as you go, totals each line for you, and hands your CPA something clean instead of a shoebox of receipts.
But this is just one example. I build financial spreadsheets and custom Excel models for all of it β small farms, big operations, cattle, hogs, grain, truckers, homesteads, and ag professionals like lenders, CPAs, and insurance agents. If you can farm it, I can probably build a tool for it.
Off-the-shelf templates or something built specifically for your operation β either way, you own it forever. No subscriptions, no logins, just a spreadsheet on your computer.
Take a look, and if you want something tailored to your numbers, reach out: [email protected]
(These tools organize your numbers β always check with your CPA on tax decisions.)
Tired of paying for software you barely use?
Farm Wife Financials isn't a subscription. It's not an app. There's nothing to log into and nothing that expires.
You buy the spreadsheet once. You download it. It's yours β forever. Open it in Excel, Google Sheets, or LibreOffice, plug in your numbers, and it does the math.
No monthly fees. No "your trial has ended." No internet required. Just clean, powerful tools you actually own.
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Every farmer I know is making six-figure decisions β what to plant, when to sell, whether to buy that next 80 acres β sometimes off a number scribbled on the back of a feed receipt.
I spent over a decade as a financial analyst building budgets and forecasts. And I kept thinking: farmers deserve the same kind of tools the big operations use, without paying for expensive software or a subscription they'll never fully use.
So I built them. Spreadsheets that do the math, show you your breakeven, and help you walk into the bank or the grain elevator knowing your numbers.
That's what Farm Wife Financials is all about.
Welcome to Farm Wife Financials!
I build Excel spreadsheets that help farmers and ag professionals understand their numbers β before they make the big decisions.
Breakevens. Tax prep. Succession planning. Grain marketing and hedging. Tools for cattle, hogs, land, insurance, and everything in between.
No subscriptions. No logins. No monthly fees. Just clean, spreadsheets you buy once and own forever.
Built in rural Iowa, made for farm families everywhere.
Take a look around β https://t.co/nx1ayOJj3I