F. Panther

Lauren Pattenaude.

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

“You are telling on yourself, Patty. You are snitching on your very soul.” - @iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight

I laughed so loud I woke up the baby.

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency every year without fail https://t.co/vr6Ql5lbBZ

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

yo @elonmusk maybe you shouldn't have showed up to wisconsin man, i think people hate you there

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

Me: “there is an epic battle between the chipmunks and the squirrels in the backyard. For days I have seen them fight!”

Husband: “Well…ok”

*husband wanders away*

[AnEnemyWithin @An_Enemy_Within]

@atrupar FUCK YES JANET!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Governor Janet Mills to Trump: “See you in court.”
Makes me proud to be a Maine man.
Thank you, Governor, for standing up to the bully.

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

We know this but goddamn the #rootscrew is tight. #SNL50

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

I knew Pinkfong was coming for us.

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

my toddler slapped me awake at 3 and whispered “I want ham? Now. Then we will get comfy and cozy.” ☠️

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

Get yourself a man who pops the windshield wipers up if the weather is looking nasty.

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

@wanyeburkett I feel seen.

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

These squirrels need to calm down.

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

As a seasoned negotiator, my Achilles’ heel? 3 year olds. #moms #toddler #yourpremiseisawful #fine #admirethepersistence

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Gonna be a long four years huh Bert?

[F. Panther @F_Panther]

Oh fuck.