Screamin’ Daedalus

Bricoleur, Flâneur, International Man of Couleur. Zephyr and tide borne onto these colonial shores (he/him)

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Est_ce que je peux être seulement un flâneur?
#PourquoiPas

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@ReallyAmerican1

[Crow & Cross Keys | SUBS OPEN @CrowKeys]

We reopen for submissions in five days time.

Ahead of reopening, here are a few things we're less likely to accept, and that we wouldn't mind seeing.

Is everybody ready?

1/🧵

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@sportbible

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@kevinobriencha1 @AmericanGwyn I enjoyed it, but it’s a social book. It’s one that you have to read with a group of people. That way, everyone picks up a little bit of the book, and all put together over food and drink, you can start to get a small handle on it

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@andybandtubacpt Always a fun update to get WHEN I PULL INTO THE PARKING LOT

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@imnatecorddry The satanic verses. I wrote a chapter of my masters thesis on it and it only felt like I chipped at it a little bit

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@olmanjenkinns @wnrstweets

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@notstuartbuck I forget about it until you post it. Then I re-read it. And every time, it’s wonderful

[The Bear Creek Gazette @bcgazette]

Hey guys. I need a favor. I've not been tweeting as much lately due to 'the big sad' and Bear Creek is not doing great in the algorithm. So if you see this, can you just reply to it with something nice about someone you love. Or a piece of art. Or shout about an acceptance.

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@bcgazette I’m planning a piece about satan and the Morningstar fake meat brand that’s going to be short and bring me much, much happiness

[Urban Decay @UrbanDecay]

NEW MARVEL STUDIOS’ SHE-HULK COLLECTION

With transformative shades and super-sized products inspired by our limited-edition collection, UD x Marvel Studios’ She-Hulk.

The Urban Decay x Marvel Studios’ She-Hulk Collection is now available below! #SheHulk

[Bill Burr @billburr]

No words to describe this experience so here are some photos instead.

Thank you to Larry Cancro and Beth Krudys of the Red Sox for believing that it could happen.

And thanks, of course, to everyone who showed up! The crowd was incredible!

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Is writing cover letters making me a worse writer?

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Wtf the killers are American?!?!

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@aggagefr Lmao stfu

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My job is making me log in to our weird HR site for a message from our lay-off happy CEO. I’m locked out of my account. If I’m fired from my job via message, but can’t access the message, do I clock in tomorrow morning?

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@LooneyTunes Michigan J or Playboy Penguin

Or bum Humphrey Bogart

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Blues Traveller is harmonica ska and idk who to share this with