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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hayters TV @HaytersTV]

"When thousands of innocent people are completely killed it hurts me!"

"Humanity is better than ever in terms of possibilities. We can do everything. But still, right now, we kill each other. For what?!"

Pep Guardiola delivers hugely passionate speech on the power of images and humanity. 🧠

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

Always remember the study that came out where Twitter's traffic was revealed to be 76% bots. Those fighting you over your right to protest or trying to convince you that everyone loves ICE and fascism are VERY likely to be bots. Don't forget that a nazi literally owns this site.

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@Alchemist Fav uk artist?

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

[KillaChem @Flour_Ranger]

@philfanacc Up the k on a Charlie if he irk me

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@Alchemist Check out Kasst 8! Mans is different. Would love to hear your take on uk drill

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

There's something about a soulless job that makes you crave mindless entertainment, and that's the combination that slowly kills you

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@traffordanonym @saveflix2

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@1stnamediz @In_A_YamChele Ngl this goes🔥

[SwuM @swum]

This should be taught in every school

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@BakeEternal @NRGxCarl @MallyBourdain @Noneyabznessson @lethal_lindaa Reminds me of a certain dude with a mustache in the 1940s

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@urgilt @JamesCageWhite Nice drawing fungal man

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@JamesCageWhite If you made a shirt with this picture i would buy it instantly

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@adawine_ect @IvyKungu Proof?

[Old NBA Tweets @oldnbatweetz]

I’ll never forget Team USAs reaction to this 😭

[James Patrick Flanagan @PatrickFIanagan]

@Jomboy_ @JamesSurowiecki If you’re going to make an alopecia joke be prepared to bob and … weave

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@Sonic_Screwup Then i just see a terrified face slowly turn and look at me. Equally terrified i just laught awkardly and say sorry. Now remeber, everyone in the school is there. All her friends just stare and laugh at me. The RIGHT girl arrive 3 min later and she can’t stop laughing. 2/2 trauma

[STOSO @FaXizz]

@Sonic_Screwup 9th grade, i’m walking down the lunch hall in my school while texting a girl i was talking to at the time. She told me she was already there in waiting in line. I arrive and sees her black hair and white shoes. I go for the hug from behind and whisper ”wassup baby”(in swedish)1/2