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::Esquire::occasionally witty::equestrian::bookworm::still waiting on my Hogwarts letter::laughter is my language::

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

Doja Cat's Shopping Spree. 97ZOK https://t.co/fPRnS5TAI6

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

Trying to win some doja cash!! 97ZOK https://t.co/fPRnS5TAI6

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

The first step is admitting you have a problem. Hi, my name is Elizabeth & I’m obsessed with my dog & I don’t care who knows it. 🤣

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

Wanted to clean the house. Hubby insists on doing the cleaning because my back needs to heal. I feel bad just sitting here. Not that there was any doubt, but he is a keeper 🥰

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@Abbarrella Thank you lady. It’s been a rough one..... my poor hubby 💕

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

Fractured a vertebrae and lost my dog. This last week can go straight to hell. Also, 2020 can too.

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I still cannot believe I am a partner! Although, I still cannot figure out.... when did I become an adult?!

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

There will always be those who try to desperately dull your sparkle. Celebrate your accomplishments unapologetically, keep doing you, and smile through it because it is happening.

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

The thought of *actually* working a full work week makes me want to vomit.... 🤮. Cue the holiday blues...

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

Ha! These #NickCannonDisses are pathetic! Wow! Sorry, you about to be railed by the damned GOAT. Seriously #nickcannonyourshitisweak

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

Arguably the best party I’ve been to and it’s just me. This United Club though.

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

Wow, 21 days from now and I’ll be headed to Tulsa.

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

The new @Tool album is low key insane. However, “Invincible” is my 2019 song!

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

*Ring ring* me:”Mom! Guess where I’m calling you from?!” Mom: “No idea..where....” Me: “Willie’s back!” Mom:”Um, im very appy for you but please tell me you’re not alone on the farm....” Me: “He’s an angel, Brad is on speed dial, & his favorite word is still woah...” mom: “...”

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

How has it taken me so long to get on the #Outlander train?! The books are phenomenal and the series does not disappoint. I just need more of it in my life!

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

@MizGreenNGolden @Starbucks I used to be rewarded very well by @Starbucks. I assumed with that high dollar order I’d have a nice reward in my star bank. Nope. I’ll be patronizing other establishments I think.

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I ordered about $50.00 from @Starbucks in one trip this weekend. Checked my rewards status, I didn’t even earn a free drink! What the heck! Last time I’ll be doing that.

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

Today is dragging on..... get on with it day!

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

When you can finally sit outside and drink coffee in shorts 💕

[El @FabMsElizabeth]

In the words of Robert Baratheon, how in Seven Hells did we get here?! Buckle up you sons of whores, I think we are in for a wild ride tonight on Game Of Thrones! #GOTFinale