Fab Jesus

Son of God, fashionista.

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So excitedd!!! Judas organized a dinner for me and all my BFFs! brb

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I once bitch slapped Martin Luther for wearing a barret.

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Don't want to stereotype but whenever I see a guy with a tattoo of my face, I have trouble believing he's living the FJ Way

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#diva

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OMD only 4 months till my birthday!!! Hint: I like shoes and world peace

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My last two tweets rhymed. Just call me Fab Jeezy

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Not much time left to wear those summer colors!! After Sep 3, when you wear white, you get the SMITE

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I can turn water into wine but nobody can turn muffin tops into fine

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Be not troubled. In my Father's house are many rooms. If it were not so, where would I put my esteemed collection of Vera Wang bridal gowns?

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Granny panties are a track suit and an AARP membership away from Depends.

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People who walk around wearing bluetooth headsets: 2006 wants its fashion faux pas back

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If your shirt has a hole, get a new one. You're my girls, not some hobo vagabond Fab Jesus sideshow.

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When the Village People sing "you can hang out with all the boys" I envision giggling men splashing around in those cute water polo bonnets

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FYI - ignorance is NOT bliss

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Thinking about putting a scrunchie in my hair to see what it feels like to be ignorant

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#TDIF

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When I call your outfit heavenly, you might take it as a compliment. But honey, everything up here is heavenly. #you #are #basic

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Being everywhere makes me feel so bloated

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#fierce

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Just had brunch with Mohammed. He had the cutest outfit. Too bad you guys will never know what he looks like.