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My 5 year old brother saying “I’m playing watching tv” issa mood

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Can we take a moment and appreciate this selfie that my little bro sent me #mood

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Tinder: *matches with someone*

Me: hey ☺️

Match: *doesn’t reply*

Me:

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Everyone’s in Europe and I can’t even afford to go out more than once this weekend

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Uni: gives you 2 weeks to do assignment before punishing you

Also uni: gives back marks 25 days after telling you it would take 15 days

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Any love island contestant that has a partner leave the villa: “I’m not going to couple up with anyone else who walks in.”

Me:

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Remember when your parents would go to the shops to buy ‘bread’ and ‘milk’ and they would walk out with 5 bags and 50% of the business

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I didn’t even cry at my high school graduation, but love Island constants cry when someone they’ve known for a week leaves the villa ???

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Idc how foreign my name is, it’s my name and it’s universal to me and the people I meet daily so pls stop putting a red line under it X

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MY LITTLE BRO HORSE RIDING FOR THE FIRST TIME HAS ME SCREAMING WITH JOY🙊😍😍😍🌈

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If I accidentally click on this blue link one more time I will legit scream.

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People: how badly do you overthink?

Me: https://t.co/wUGF55ODL4

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Just blew my gum and it made a fart noise and now I’m scared everyone on the bus thinks I farted. BUT I DIDN’T 😩

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Just blew my gum and it made a fart noise and now I’m scared everyone on the bus thinks I farted. BUT I DIDN’T 😩

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I swear no matter how cautious you are at trying not to get ink on your hands when you write with a pen it still manages to get on them

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@inspectorabs32 same boo, same

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Me today when I handed in my exam and the examiner person was like “you forgot to put the tutor/lecturers name down”

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Say what you want about @KimKardashian but what she did for that woman is fucking special ❤️using her fame and power for good

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@LoveIslandAU also on that note #HappyPrideMonth2018 X

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I can’t believe in 2018 we can still introduce shows like @LoveIslandAU without any representation of same-sex relationships or love #overit

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Is it weird that I can’t wait for my brothers to have kids so I can be a super cool uncle and spoil them rotten with some fresh ass clothes