Steven

Your life can be summarized with two dates and a dash. Make the most of the dash.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump in the last hour:

"We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

Referred to Ukrainian President Zelenskyy as "President Putin"

"We have the greatest economy we've ever had. $19.2 trillion is being invested right now in the US" (a lie)

His brain is mush.

[Tim McMillan @LtTimMcMillan]

Year after year, this continues to be the best 4th of July fireworks video out there…

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@RogerJStoneJr Is this the same math you morons used to claim the election was stolen.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

That knee pat.
He can’t even interact with his wife like a normal fucking human being. 😂😂

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

The reflecting pool debacle is the perfect visual metaphor for the Trump Administration - superficial approaches to complex problems leading to worse outcomes than if he had done nothing.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Ha ha ha ha the hydrogen peroxide only affected the edges I’m dying I’m dying 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Just give the Algae $300 billion & call it a win. 🤦

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

@dc_mma When you realize outting the Presidents son for insider-betting was a bad idea and you've been ordered to do damage control

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning?

Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Hard to tell if this is The People’s House or an abandoned Six Flags.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy shit, this sick old man can't even keep himself upright, seated in the Oval Office.

He's practically sideways. How TF is this not a bigger story?

[Marcus d’Osint 🎒🕊️ @WarFrontIntel]

The onion never misses. 😂

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Never thought I’d see a guy wearing a mask on fox

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

The next time a dipshit MAGA calls you a “communist,” reply to them with this photo.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

Every Democrat since Carter has decreased the federal deficit.

Every Republican since Eisenhower has increased the federal deficit.

[. @jdpoc]

Trump at Mar-A-Lago, ordered a group of 16 year old local high school cheerleaders to give him a private dance at his resort. Only him present.

Creeeeeepy as f*ck.