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[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[SwissBorg @swissborg]

🚀 New Feature Drop + $XBG Trading Competition

Trading just got even more exciting with the new Trading Competition widget in the SwissBorg app! 📲 Update your app and check it out now. Jump into the latest competition: $XBG Trading Competition.

We’re dropping $10,000 in $XBG prizes, and all you need is one $50 trade to get in! 💚

🎯 How it works:
- Make a single BUY or SELL of $50+ (or equivalent) to get 1 ticket.
- Every extra $50 = +1 ticket.
- Hold $50 of XBG daily in your SwissBorg account for daily bonus tickets.

🎁 Prize Pool: $10,000 in $XBG
- 🥇 1 x $1,500 in XBG
- 🥈 1 x $1,000 in XBG
- 🥉 1 x $500 in XBG
- 🎁 50 x $100 in XBG
- 🎁 100 x $20 in XBG

⏳ Competition: 18 Nov (14:00 CET) → 24 Nov (23:59 CET)

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

Meet @Cloud9, our newest partner.

We’re teaming up to take their fan experience to the next level with FanBase.

[bergmolch.XBG @FabianEriksson]

@XBorgEco

[bergmolch.XBG @FabianEriksson]

@Cyrus_Fazel 😅

[Lou @louisregis]

From 0 to 1, to 100

[bergmolch.XBG @FabianEriksson]

@XBorgHQ 👀

#XBGBack25

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

Thank you for everything

[bergmolch.XBG @FabianEriksson]

@swissborg Will a SB-creditcard transaction count as a "Paid-To-Trade" transaction as well? 👀

[bergmolch.XBG @FabianEriksson]

@XBorgHQ Sure, lists are fun I guess 🤓

XBGm

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

First $XBG buyback complete ✅

We've used the funds generated by Premium Subscriptions on our Community App over the last two weeks for our first buyback.

More info below ↓

[SwissBorg @swissborg]

Sing it! 🚀

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

New verticals, new products, new clients.

Here's how we drive value to $XBG as XBorg grows ↓

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

We’re working on partnerships with Fortune 500 companies.

Our first partners were esports teams, but we’re growing quickly. FanBase can power personalised fan experiences across many industries.

More partners = more revenue = $XBG buybacks

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

Summer plans, anyone?

Our XBG Reward Program Summer Season starts now: https://t.co/22PdfLLkNM

Pledge your tokens to earn a share of 2.8m $XBG rewards. Plus, we’re launching a referral pool for seasoned pledgers who bring friends in on the action.

It’s $XBG Summer. LFG ☀️

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

Premium subscriptions are now live on our Community App.

Special lootboxes, Newsfeed access, $XBG, Credits and more, all for $9.99.

You deserve the best XBorg experience. Try it out now ↓
https://t.co/1qd9PAX8xs

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

For those who missed our Community AMA on Friday, here's the full recording.

We covered how each product generates value for holders, our 3-year revenue targets, upcoming $XBG utility and more.

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

Today at The Fireplace! 🔥

- Gaming on Avax
- We introduce a new minigame
- KOLs vs InfoFi

Set your reminders; $XBG is up for grabs ↓

[XBorg @XBorgHQ]

What’s AI if you don’t use it to your advantage?

Our CEO sat down with @calebrebelo_ to unpack what money really is, how AI’s reshaping the world, and the edge XBorg AI will give you.

Watch the full interview ↓

[My Pet Hooligan @mypethooligan]

Get your lootboxes Hooligans! 🎁

Raffles for the XBORG x MPH Summer Solos have opened!

An Xbox, MPH Merch, USDC & more valuables await! 👀

Scan the QR code or click the link in the comments. Signup & enter the raffles through the quick quests!