Kyle Fabio Fair

I enjoy long walks on the beach and being violently whipped. My inspirations are Johnny Bravo and Captain Hero. My hobbies include making dumb people cry.

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

My favorite thing about bibles is how flamable they are.

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Ronald Mc goddamn Donald

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Dante from Grandmas Boy is my idol.
#fuckthepolice #imwaytoohightodrivetothedevilshouse

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIITTTTT!

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

What do you mean a peter pan peanut butter alert!?

[AB @AB84]

If this gets 10,000 RTs, I'll tell you why my profile picture is my head on a duck's body.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Trump vs. Bernie: @realDonaldTrump #ChickenedOut #WhinyLittleBitch https://t.co/tQGGWKj1KI

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Fuck the people that make the NFL schedule. #Goodellisacunt

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Hey guy who sped into the westy parking lot. I hope your dick gets cuts off by philliipino prostitutes, you cunt sucking fuck face.

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Some of us work nightshift you cunt. Keep your kid under control.

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

I hope the dumb chud of a 5 year old screaming outside my window gets hit by a fucking car.

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Manziel isnt even employed by the NFL anymore and is still talked about more on NFL Network than teams like Jacksonville.

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

And now begins National Hangover Day.

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Ya gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys hole. Ya votta pay the troll toll to get in.

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

"Skeet skeet, motherfucker."
-Shakespeare

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Watch these retards give Manning the MVP award.

[Football Videos 📹 @TopFBVids]

Never forget

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Was anyone cheering on the field not a dumb prepubescent girl? #CancerCausing

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

Coldplays performance makes circle jerks seem straight.

[Kyle Fabio Fair @Fabio_Fair]

#KeepPounding! I’m taking the Panthers to win Super Bowl 50. #SBVote @SportsCenter https://t.co/AxDDpPfwKs