Fabeyoncé

The Simulation Is Crumbling

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If you finish your food and/or drink and the waiter doesn't come in 20 minutes it's legally free

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I'm driving a Kia Soul. You're driving a Kia Soul. I wave to you. You don't even look at me. Why are you like this. We are Soul Sisters.

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Is water a placebo?

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I'm out here serving y'all microwaved water when y'all over

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@nsvrafanan Delete this before I puke

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LinkedIn is by far the worst social media for my mental health

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@BillVezina This is how I feel about you

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@nsvrafanan Ohno my girl in exam szn mode

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Smells like ceasar salad in here

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Wishing for some nautical nonesense

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Lord forgive me, in 2016 I spent money on league of legends.

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can't stop thinking how penguins ended up in antartica. the whole continent is just giant waddling birds in a hostile wasteland. im going to have a mental breakdown.

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(I'm sorry to hear that) is just (oof) for boomers

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Palm Bay walked🚶‍♂️ so White Claw could run🏃

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If you don't let me pet your dog I straight up hate you, no way around it.

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Positive about the quarantine: not having to try to have a conversation in el furniture warehouse

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Instagram challenges are trying to copy COVID-19s viral spread.

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I wanna quarantine wherever Frank Ocean was hiding

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I want to ascend to the next social class. Any advice would be appreciated.