“my child is fine”
your child stays up until a ridiculous time of night/morning because they feel it's the only time they're free of pressure and expectations and can be totally alone and just vibe being themself for a little while
“per my last email” = fuck you
“apologies for the delay” = fuck me
“cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked
“checking in in this” = i’m fucked
“let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this
“i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that
“respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all