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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United have submitted a bid to sign Alex Scott from Bournemouth.
The proposal is understood to be in the region of €70m + €5m in add-ons.
No agreement has been reached yet between the clubs, but United remain optimistic about getting the deal over the line. After @rumours
More to follow. 🔴 Here we hope soon 👀
🚨 👀Interviewer: “Michael, with the summer transfer window heating up, are you worried about how Manchester United are approaching their targets?”
💣✅Michael Carrick: “Look, I love this club with everything I’ve got. But right now? I’m losing sleep. We’re moving at a snail’s pace while our rivals are out there shopping like it’s Black Friday. We can’t seem to close on any of our top targets. Every time we show interest, someone else swoops in.
City, Liverpool, Arsenal, even Chelsea and Newcastle — they’re getting the best players while we’re still having meetings about meetings. It’s like we’re stuck in 2015 tactics in the transfer market. The window is flying by and we’re still sending polite enquiries. If we don’t wake up soon, we’ll be left fighting for the scraps again. The fans deserve better. The club deserves better.”
I played with some of the greatest here. We didn’t wait around — we went and got the job done. Right now it feels like we’re watching everyone else build super-teams while we’re still ‘monitoring the situation’. Worrying times.” [@tutisport]👀