Calise Sellers

I love the past, the future and all things princess. My adventures often lead me from historic weaponry to platform heels in a couple of clicks. Hi, I'm Calise.

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@sortedfood That cheese pull.

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10 Years of aLBoP!! 😵
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"And says that no one ever actually achieves happiness, instead claiming happiness is something you're born with or not, and that even those bestowed with it from some divine right have a high-fructose corn syrup version of joy."
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It's nice to like your own writing when you reread it. 🙂
"Fakery annihilates hope, by making people believe that the pretended, synthetic shine of plastic is the best that remains possible.  It teaches that deception, even to oneself, is just a fact of life...

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Relieved that I seem to remember basically all the words to Jason Mraz's The Remedy 😌

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Lalala sitting in a medical parking garage with a flat tire.

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Barry Anderson Chapter 3 is live! ...And really long, but there are bookmarks and a media glossary to help! https://t.co/YVTAlK0QD8

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Me talking to imaginary people in my head: "Well it's a fairy story, so y'know, why *wouldn't* Quantum Uncertainty come up?"

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Spent all day writing a reference glossary for the chapter I'm about to post, which included explanations of little girls' TV shows, Quantum Uncertainty, hive-minds, '60s sitcoms, He-Man, the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated, Mount Doom, and more. Brain completely fried now.

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Sometimes when you pull up alongside a convertible and you're rocking out to All-Star at top volume, singing along with the windows down, you just have to own it full force and wonder what weird looks they were giving each other that they just encountered that.

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Littler Bits of Calise https://t.co/Q2GOcMqbHQ

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Apparently I just needed 5 hours of streaming the #TaylorHawkins tribute concert to finally clean my room. I don't usually cry while cleaning my room tho.

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@Barbie I had a Totally Hair Barbie 😎 felt so cool as a three-year-old.

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Dear @discord, I'm not going to delete messages or start threads more often than I'm going to desperately rush to see who laughed at my joke. I'm just not. Please don't make me scroll on the phone app to click on "Reactions"

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When you keep checking the current date, every time you put it on a work email, but then you remember it's *still* your birthday, so you should probably remember the date today, just like 10 minutes ago.

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@JamieSpafford and my opinion is that the solution to these things are way more complicated than our culture is willing to take the time to figure out.

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@JamieSpafford Well, I think if people on opposite sides of issues are both arguing that it's a right to have legal power to end human life, whether it's with a gun or with an abortion, we probably need to take a fresh look at what "rights" even are in the first place

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@JamieSpafford This is a really cute and fun way to get people cooking (rimshot) on their personal approach to food and how they think about it! Love it. I got Aiva too. It's amusing to me that I maxed out on both Spontaneous and Careful, but I feel that, lol.

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Favorite self-quote of the day :sage-nod: -
"Dancing naked in front of an oasis can't make a horse drink... You're already a billboard for the oasis. Stop stripping."

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I'm super tired of people choosing to be sucky atm. Told Justin I might rudely wear my earbuds at the grocery store so I can ignore people. Now he's making fun of me for this being my version of rude and edgy.