Brown Sugar

Va Va Voom 💗💚 #faithfulista I am so perfect, so divine, so ethereal, so surreal. I cannot be comprehended except by permission

[Brown Sugar @FabulouslyFal]

Your daily reminder we are spiritual beings having a human experience 💫

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

they needa hang that Zack Fox tweet in a museum

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”

[JPD🐻⬇️ @BeardownMF]

You typed some real suspect shit into ChatGPT to get this.

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[Rob | My Fault! @uglynewyork]

I’m telling you, that lights gonna turn off on LIVE TV.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

Jesus

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂

[Grand Regent @FreeGjr]

Don’t do this again

[Quincy Avery @QuincyAvery]

Legendary coach who maid 100 million on the backs of unpaid labor. Now wants to regulate the earnings of those who can finely earn fair market value. This is clown behavior.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

[Katherine Clark @TeamKClark]

Americans can’t afford groceries.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: That's where Martin Luther King made his great speech with a million people. I had the same amount of people actually. I made a speech and I had more people. But these are minor details

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is currently showing off a poster titled "Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers" in the Oval Office

[bobby 🧞‍♂️ @getmebobbied]

Alright now saweetie aiko the scientist

[fud reaper 🪦 @fudreaper_]

In about 3 months from now, we are going to find out that the private equity firm that owns this brand of black label pineapples knew their product was approaching its expiration date and would be removed from Costco’s shelves.

So, in order to avoid the losses, they created a viral, guerilla marketing campaign to go into the ghettos across the US and popularize Kool Aid Pineapples as a way to sell their rapidly expiring product.

Netflix will make a movie about it next year.
It will be called Pineapple Hustle.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Dolly Parton on her Imagination Library program that Republicans defunded:

"[My daddy] was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew [...] his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission."

[Bay Area Bob @TheBayAreaBob]

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, LES SNEAD AND SEAN MCVAY ARE BUILDING A NUCLEAR WEAPON. PLEASE, BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.