ParrotFace

life is just one big.............SQUAWK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

#awfullybritishhouserules for all house repairs, try the Indians

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Saw my doctor yesterday, he said "What's the problem?"
I said "I keep feeling like I'm an ocean"
He said, "Can you be more pacific?"

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

@Gorilla9c @PolarBearCrisis @RhinoInCrisis @LionInCrisis @blobfishcrisis @cowincrisis @Chickincrisis @Jaguarincrisis don't forget the parrot...🦜😂👍

[viramimoza @viramimoza]

🧡🩷🩶✨😹🐠🐟

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

King Charles gives Keir Starmer the snip just before the King’s Speech. Not that snip snip, this is the royal version: off with the head. Or in modern Britain, exile to Calais and a lifetime ban from crawling back.

God Save The King!

{satire}

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

@Dickieboy616 I sure am.......nice to see yer Bradders..........................Squawk!!!!! 🦜😂

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning?

Medium rare.

[Richard @Dickieboy616]

Dipstick on your collar 🎶🎤🚙#AllCarPartsInASongOrMovie

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

Squawk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

@ShedTunes that was an eggciting movie....🦜🤣

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

@ShedTunes g'day Bradders......I'm a sucker for nuts and bolts...🦜😂😂👍

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

#oldstuffIown a 1950's Meccano set..

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

@ref_tm cheers Mo...........Squawk!!!!!!!!....👍🦜👍

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

@FGFriendlies fanx ......fgf.....🦜😂🤣

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

#changeawordinsongmovietothief The Pelican Thief

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

#thepoliticallyromantic Barack Ocharm her

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

#howtobeatplagiarismonX send 'em to jail...

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

@libbyliberalnyc Libby!!!!!!!!!!...for u..👇Squawk!!! 🦜😂🥰😍

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

Papa's Got A Brand New Swag... #asongormovieforstealing

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

@FGFriendlies Ha Ha Ha ...many thanx...fgf...🦜😂👍

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

@Ornoulibobo Squawk!!!!!!!!!!....🦜😂👍

[ParrotFace @FaceParrot]

#asongormovieforstealing Swindler's List