FacebookF8

Just because we changed Facebook doesn't mean you can blame everything on us.

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Zuck just brought in a box of crosandwichs and @redbull's to get us ready for #F8. Go Team!

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Zuck just yelled at us: "I wanted all users to get stickers, not tickers! Stickers!" #F8 #NewFacebook

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Shhh, Zuck is unveiling a #bacon button today. Turns everything into #bacon. #F8

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Zuck just threw the intern out of the office for buying green Gatorade instead of red. Can't make these kinds of mistakes on #F8 day

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Zuck just threatened to fire anyone who says 'ticker.' Also said that goes for kicker, sticker, and wicker. #NewFacebook

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It's not all bad. @RepWeiner is a big fan of #NewFacebook

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Thanks for that, @joshacagan >> Between #REM and #NewFacebook, make sure you hug the nearest white person. It's a tough day for them.

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Intern just found "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Stalking" under Zuck's desk. #NewFacebook

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@NetflixGlobalPR blaming their woes on #NewFacebook? Oh c'mon, that's definitely #NotOurFault

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#REM breaks up/retires and #NewFacebook launches on the same day. It's the end of the world as we know it, but Mark feels fine.

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.@cnn reporting divorce rate up 45% since #NewFacebook launched. #NotOurFault

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There's never a Middle Eastern country using us to liberate from a dictatorship when you need one. cc: @allfacebook

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Just got a lovely Edible Arrangement (@DoFruit) from @GapLogo. Card said
"This too shall pass." So thoughtful of those guys. #NewFacebook

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Zuck just sent us an invite for a @GooPlusInfo hangout to go over all of this morning's issues with #NewFacebook.

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@algore just blamed #NewFacebook for the hanging chad. C'mon, Al, carry Tennessee. #NotOurFault

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@LordPalpatine says #NewFacebook is the Jar Jar Binks of the internet. Well you're the ... you're the ... you're not nice. #NotOurFault

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@ConanOBrien just blamed #NewFacebook for his being banished to purgatory, err we mean @tbsveryfunny #NotOurFault

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Developer Stu keeps leaving the room when we ask him why everyone thinks the #NewFacebook he designed makes it easier to stalk people.

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.@PaulMcCartney just blamed #NewFacebook for breaking up the Beatles. #NotOurFault

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@HPPrint is blaming us for the death of the Touchpad. #NotOurFault