Mel Smith

César is bæ. Boys are dumb (especially LB's). Be the change you wish to Cee Lo Green. Spooning + TRBGF = Life. Lights out at 1130.

[Mel Smith @Faceplant4DB]

How To Wake Up In The Morning:
ASI SE SIENTE MEXICO!!! (x100)
#theonlyalarmIneed #cesarisbaeforeverandever

[Mel Smith @Faceplant4DB]

@OliviaCiraulo @Liz4weissen @maya_bardolia @emilyyfreda @Alyssa_Schiera

[Mel Smith @Faceplant4DB]

"Boys are like milkshakes, you need to have light but it needs to be a little dark too."
#nolbs #whowelikelike #analogyoftheday

[Mel Smith @Faceplant4DB]

*awkward lull in RTGT*
"So who do you like-like?"
Missing my girls so very much!!! @OliviaCiraulo @Liz4weissen @maya_bardolia @emilyyfreda

[Mel Smith @Faceplant4DB]

Why does 'So Good' by B.o.B sound so much better with a deep, Latin accent? #césarremix #asísesienteméxico

[Mel Smith @Faceplant4DB]

"We shouldn't buy Hershey's Syrup 'cause they use child slaves."
"I'm pretty sure I saw machines make it at Hershey Park..."
#droppingtruths

[Sheila Noonan🎗🌻 @sheilanoonan1]

"The spring time is like a teenage girl, it has no idea what it's doing" -@Faceplant4DB your analogies give me life.

[Mel Smith @Faceplant4DB]

"Are you going to be a paleontologist?"
"Nah that would be boring as schist."
"Oh... Yeah..."
#sorryphillygals #geologyislife