Ted Cruz's Poodle

My snowflake owners appropriately named me Snowflake and left me in a middle of a snowstorm. Might open an OnlyFans.

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

I love art museums but pretentious fucks ruin it for me. 😴

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

I hear that a lot of people don't want to get the vax because they're feeling pressured to do it. U didn't have a problem when your friends pressured u to shotgun those cans of Four Loko now, did you, Sharon???

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

I have not seen anyone spell "resonate" as "designate" before. I'm speechless 😶😶😶

[CARDI DROP THE ALBUM 🗣 @ToriLoves2SeeIt]

ALL THE RUMORS ARE TRUE, YEAA

[Anime Senpai @senpaisauces]

Haikyuu!! theme song played during Olympics!

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

No one ever wins this thing SMH

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[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

Do people still wear animal print? Because ew. It's not like we wear people print.

[Sweizayne🤎 @sweizayne]

SHOWING MY MOM WHAT IT’S LIKE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AS A TEENAGER 😂😭 SHE WAS HOOOOTTTT

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

Yeah, and the comments section is filled with "happy ending jokes" and "they must be sex workers" statements after offering "condolences". Same folks who prob eat Chinese takeout, drink boba, watch anime, go to Asian nail salons, eat bulgogi, and drive Japanese cars.

[Chris Jose @ChrisJoseTV]

#BREAKING Robert Aaron Long, the suspected gunman in the Cherokee County massage parlor shooting has been caught following a chase in Crisp County. Also, death toll now at four in Cherokee. @wsbtv

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

Please refer a lawyer

[Pamela @HOLYMOLY58]

@DevinMcG1 Snowflake would probably like to be emancipated

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

I'm a member of Mensa.

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

#Snowflake2022forTX

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

@tedcruz y u lef me poppa?

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

As i said before: what sitter?

[Kristinn Taylor @KristinnFR]

@AdamParkhomenko The dog had a sitter. But please overplay your hand on this.

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

Don't. It's the only social distancing i've had since this pandemic started.
#tedcruzcancun

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

No. I own him.

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

What maid?
#conspiracytheories

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

I'm good. Just chilling. Literally.
#TedCruzPoodle

[Ted Cruz's Poodle @FackYew2020]

I'm not. Please adopt me.
#AdoptDontShop

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Ted Cruz's dog's name is Snowflake?

I'm dead.