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@debtbusinesss [They pulled the knife away from the lemon, licking the lemon juice off of it.]

Hmm... I think I'll pass for now!

[They tasted the lemon on their tongue for a second, then picked up the lemon slices.]

Would you like some lemonade? I've got two freshly cut lemons to use...

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[Currently washing blood off their hands.]

... Incompetent little cunt...

[They mumble.]

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@ashweedganda Aw! How adorable!

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@debtbusinesss [They grab a knife out of the knifeblock on their counter, slamming it down into a nearby lemon, cutting it clean in half with only one swipe.]

So hilarious! You could have your own comedy show if you wanted to!

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@ashweedganda Of course you are! So intelligent... :)

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@debtbusinesss [They reached for something on the counter.]

Oh haha. Very... VERY fucking funny.

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@debtbusinesss [They froze mid-action, clenching their fist.]

I can hear you, y'know.

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@debtbusinesss Again, I have no idea what you're talking about!

[They smiled, turning back to their work.]

Sometimes people see things that aren't really there. Like seeing a shadow in the corner of your eye! Maybe that's what happened?

[A painfully obvious gaslighting attempt.]

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@debtbusinesss [Tilting their head.]

What games, ma'am?

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@debtbusinesss [They shrugged.]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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@debtbusinesss [They quickly faked a confused expression, smiling a bit.]

Hm?

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@debtbusinesss [They keep subtly glaring at her while they go back to... whatever the hell they were doing earlier before their interaction with Apple and Maffy.]

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@debtbusinesss [Their eye twitched a bit, turning off the faucet and wiping their hands dry.]

Really, it's nothing serious! I like talking to myself sometimes, everyone does it from time to time.

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@debtbusinesss [They paused for a second, looking at her, then continuing to wash their hands.]

Oh, no one! Just thinking out loud is all... Really doesn't concern you.

[Their tone sounded a bit more stern with the last part...]

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(ooc// @debtbusinesss drags you over

the blood is unrelated ok they stabbed some random person out of anger after their interaction with Maffy ok)

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@debtbusinesss @ashweedganda Then I won't!

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@debtbusinesss @ashweedganda I don't recall ever saying you were!

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@debtbusinesss @ashweedganda Who said I'm trying to win you over on anything, ma'am? It's truly not difficult to just accept a simple compliment. ^_^

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@debtbusinesss @ashweedganda And I LOVE that for you, ma'am, but unfortunately I couldn't possibly imagine this being a case where you would have to do such a thing! Besides, Apple isn't the only one here that deserves some praise, with you being the amazing woman you are. ^_^