Fact Core

The Fact Core is always correct. Reality, however, may sometimes be erroneous.

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Flamingos are monogamous and lay only a dozen shrimp, a bucket of chicken from KFC, fries, and a pound of strawberries.

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George Washington, famously, could not tell a lie. It is unknown whether or not he liked big butts

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The word "bride" was derived from "Mare", a Germanic folklore goblin who rode on people's chests as they slept.

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Roger Rabbit was framed by the man on the grassy knoll

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Due to an international conspiracy, history is written by men named Victor

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A baby robin will become an adult nightwing in approximately 62 days

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Occam's razor was invented to come up with the easiest method of shaving.

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@apsciassassin …regardless. …addenda: pink is the /best/ colour. *VERY begrudging nod*

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@apsciassassin 30% of computer viruses are misdiagnosed bacterial infections! *huffily, backing away cautiously* And it is /unsanitary/…

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@apsciassassin WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

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@apsciassassin OVER 700 DIFFERENT STRAINS OF BACTERIA HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED IN THE HUMAN MOUTH.

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@apsciassassin *optic darts to her finger, tries to jerk back just before being smudged* *horrified staring*

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@apsciassassin Fact: potatoes were invented in-

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@apsciassassin The Fact Sphere is not /fussy./ *fusses slightly on rail* He is /discriminating/, since he can afford to be.

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@apsciassassin …proven yourself more intelligent than previously assumed.

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@apsciassassin *uncomfortable bristling at human contact* Thank you. By recognising the superiority of the Fact Sphere, you have…

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The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant.

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The correct way to watch a solar eclipse is to stare directly at the Sun, then close your eyes.

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Teach a man to fish, and he shall eat for a day. Then, the fish will take their revenge.

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"Forrest Gump" was a heartwarming parable about the importance of chocolate labelling