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It is not uncommon to see school children licking chalkboards because chalk is made from sugar.

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You do not exist when not looking at this sentence.

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Cat litter and bread crumbs are used interchangeably in most European countries.

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You'll regret that tattoo when you're older, though only if you grow up to be a massive boring prick

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Condensation never forms in the same spot twice.

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Umbrellas scare owls.

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When counting to 100, 99 times out of 100 the average person forgets to count the number 99.

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It is not uncommon to find werewolves in Missouri.

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The leading cause of death in Antarctica is heatstroke.

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It is physically impossible to look at your elbow and talk at the same time.

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Most households use stereos as grills.

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Reading books has been proven to cause you to eventually become cross-eyed.

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People who know how to swim live on average five years less than people who do.

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PG Tips started out as a business that gave advice about Parental Guidance rated films

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Blind penguins cross eight lane highways unscathed more often than deaf rabbits.

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Dry oatmeal is actually made of cardboard.

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Russia is the top buyer of toothpaste.

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95% of Antarctic residents die of heatstroke.

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97% of all safety pins are not safe.

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In certain cultures it is considered a grave insult to offer tea to your guests