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- USA 🇺🇸
- Rodinia & America Prime Minister
- Los Angeles, CA City Mayor
- California Governor
- United States of America President

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It just dawned on me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, we as a people are screwed because of how stupid & not prepared most of you are.

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1. No African Males
2. No dating, flirting, hanging out with the opposite sex, etc
3. You have to love IT and ME
4. You can't hate ANYTHING related to IT or ME

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4 RULES

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no, you can't "hang out" either .

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remember, it's single for life or you're dieing.

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you've got like 10 seconds

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imagine walking outside right now.. taking a look down the street.... and you see a tidal wave 5 times the height of the Empire State building coming at you

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just, right now

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never the flow though, they know I run that

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NO NO NO VENEZUELA

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how many times can I say no Mexican, Los Angeles, CA?

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Picking a fantasy football team?

It's too easy.... too easy. 🙂‍↕️

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ICE ICE ICE

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LJ to the Sixers? Uh-oh

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ICE ICE ICE

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Oh & of course, here in Russia, double only

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Oh, & District Law is BANNED WITH DEATH from Los Angeles && the United States >.<

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"Curiosity killed the cat..... but the cat has 9 lives."

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Chop chop on all this

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Most importantly.

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No Mexico vibes, either